Calmonella

A contagious disease in which you do not make the decision to say things. They just come out.

And there’s no going back. And you get very judgemental stares.

“Did you hear Callum say ‘alrighty roo’?”
“Yeah, he was diagnosed with Calmonella”

by thedestructiveturtle November 3, 2019

Cadooning

Cadooning means larping, especially Star Wars larp, named after Jeremy Hartwell Cadena, because of his excessive Star Wars larp.

Jeremy: *ignites Templar Sword*

Everyone else: Stop Cadooning.

by 14_yellowface_88 March 30, 2022

Double Caumonty Mirror Jerk

Sexual position popular among homosexual males which consists of sticking your balls in the other persons anus, while the other person does the same. When the scrotums are placed in the orifice the two persons masturbate each other following the same rythm. The people are sitting in front of each other similar to the "Scissor Sisters" position.

The Double Caumonty Mirror Jerk (DCMJ) is perfectly achieved when both people ejaculate at the same moment.

- You remember that spanish guy Totoezzo ?

- Oh yeah, i sure remember that stallion...
- We did a Double Caumonty Mirror Jerk yesterday at his place.

- Wow, you crazy MF

by 666g666 September 2, 2015

Reverse carmone

An Olympic position in the bedroom, typically when a guy does a full split then fucks the girl in the ass

Some hoe was neckin me on all night so I gave her the reverse Carmone

by Mongolian Scrouge February 9, 2018

Alex Carmona

Aka Ali Baba . A local celeb of Stamford CT area used to be a mayor in brooklyn

Is that Ali Baba , yep, but his real name is Alex Carmona

by CarmsCarmine March 25, 2022

cademon

A boy with a huge cock who everyone wants but he's loyal to his girlfriend

I wish I had Cademon's cock

by XxJohneeeyyuuxX January 5, 2017

Carmon

Carmon Meaning the Person From Widnes that Rocks at Counter-Strike and is also referred as " The Sex God " Rofl
Hes Makes Good teas!

Alright Carmon lad
wtf hax Carmon

by Chris March 10, 2005