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caddywompus

describes a person, place, or thing which is functioning or performing poorly and not at full potential; with a person this may mean being clumsy or forgetting things uncharacteristically; this word might be used to describe anyone displaying uncharacteristic behavior socially or physically; this word is generally not meant in a derogatory way when directed to the person being described, but may be used to describe someone's actions (even one's own actions) so that the person be made aware of the fact that he or she is not performing tasks very well and/or to suggest he or she should fix the problem; outside the presence of the person described or when referring to a place or thing this word is usually meant in a more derogatory sense; with places and things this usually refers to some deficiency that needs attention
"Look at me.. I am all caddywompus today; let me get some coffee first and I'll straighten up."
"You seem caddywompus this morning; rough night?"
"Yea, I guess she was so caddywompus she drove right into the telephone pole."
"This town is caddywompus as hell...NO BARS?!?"
"That controller is all caddywompus now and cuts out since I spilled liquor on the analog stick."
by Baby J[ebus] August 21, 2009
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cadiwampus

something that's not right, strange, ass backwards, crooked.
wow i really think that tree's cadiwampus dude.... either that or you are.
by lj August 20, 2003
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scaddywampus

skad-ee-womp-uhs

-n. A state of things being completely opposite of how they should be, or how you expect them to be
Like when this guy you totally hate starts dating this girl you totally like. That's so scaddywampus.

When you walk into a really really dirty bedroom you can say, "Woaha! Everything is all scaddywampus up in here!"
by c@ve m@n June 23, 2011
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Cattywampus

Going badly, awkwardly, or in the wrong direction:
Tricia couldn't settle down and study because her thoughts were all cattywampus
by YourUrbanPerson March 4, 2022
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caddywhompus

(adj) a term used to describe something being chaotically off balance, messed up, or unorderly.
guy: dude, ive been playing xbox so much, that when i don't look at my TV, my vision goes all caddywhompus on me!

friend: yeah? maybe its that kush!
by ngsada July 14, 2010
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Caddywamp

When one receives a blow job while sitting on the couch watching ESPN's top ten plays while simultaneously eating Buffalo Wild Wings covered in Buffalo Wild Wing's own Blazin' sauce, after driving to pick up the wings in his own Cadillac. Hence the prefix, "Caddy". (Note- The one receiving the "Caddywamp" HAS to be sweating from eating the wings, as to add to the love/hate relationship of recievig a cadywamp. Also, the number of wings has to be no less than six but no more than 24. To ensure that the blowjob does not last too long and the blowjobee (one giving the blowjob) does not tire out the jaw muscles so they to will be able to enjoy the delicious and delectable Buffalo Wild Wings)
Dude! Last night i got myself a caddywamp from the chick next door! But im still not sure if i loved it, or hated it.
by just a bro January 1, 2010
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cattywampus

If things get cattywampus just call me.
by Whisper August 10, 2003
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