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Certification of Gayness

When you are deemed officially gay and given a certificate signed by an elite and secret force of individuals, who's true identity shall never be revealed.

You better hope you don't get a certification of gayness because... well, that's gay.
Andrew: Hey, what's this in the mail?
Narrator: Andrew is a very sad, gay person.
Andrew: What the... Certification of Gayness?!
Narrator: Andrew has just been enlightened, as the truth dawns upon him, leading him towards the bright light at the end of the tunnel...
by Clitosaurus January 9, 2007
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creep certification

Permission to creep somebody's facebook profile.
Just look at my profile pic. I'm not a creep. I give you creep certification!
by McNooget September 26, 2010
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cactifucation

The process where one places a cactus on one's work boot, then proceeds to kick it up someone's rear end.
As punishment for their crimes, the bank robbers were subject to CACTIFUCATION.
by Wolf1701 May 7, 2018
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certification

your appreciated
as my friend u have certification
by famous09 May 13, 2022
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Socialist Certification of Quality

Any politician who isn't instantly a scumbag and lowlife gets bullied intensely as a socialist or marxist.
X person: "That politician over there, she wants to give pregnant women maternity leave to prevent infant mortalities and protect infants ensuring that their mothers are close by."
Y person: "Fucking Socialist!"

X person: "Now I know that politician has a Socialist Certification of Quality."
by BlankShouter March 17, 2023
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Comptia ITF+ Certification

Extraneous and morbid expensive course for basic stuff that your grandma can do on the computer, such as turning on your computer, turning off your computer, installing Google Chrome browser, changing your settings, changing the background that you see every time you turn it on, and some not useful non-sense. They most of the times provides explanations that uncovers the unnecessary price of 100 dollars that is not worth your money.
I just passed my Comptia ITF+ Certification Exam, Ms. Aponte!

Congratulations! You might use it in April Fools, because that's what this program is about! Enjoy.
by alrlilbro2024 May 6, 2025
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