cabbage hands

An arrangement of phalanges attached by connective tissue to a carnival worker's wrists. Typically small in nature and having the aroma of cabbage.

Luke: Last night I got jerked off by a carnie.

Dan: Wow, how was it?

Luke: Amazing. My cock looked huge in his tiny cabbage hands.

by handjibbers June 30, 2017

Hot Ass and Cabbage

The distinct odor left in a room after people have been having sex in it - particularly sweaty, nasty, after a twelve hour workday sex. The smell is evocative of ass sweat and the distinct funky perfume which emanates during the process of boiling cabbage.

"Aaawww, what the... ?!? It smells like Hot Ass and Cabbage up in this piece."

Said to significant other when they come home after a long day of work: "Phew, baby why don't you go take a shower before we get busy - I don't want my sheets to be stinkin' like Hot Ass and Cabbage."

by - Chaka - November 10, 2008

Dense Cabbage

Used as an insult to idiots or people who stand up for a specific idiot.

p1 stands up for somebody spamming

p1: this dude is totally not spamming.
p2: you dense cabbage-

by icyte June 2, 2019

Bum Cabbage

Someone who is past Douche bag but has not yet become a complete degenerate of a person.

Guy 1: yo, did you see the new kid today?
Guy 2: yeah, but that guy is just Bum Cabbage

by $Corrigainz$ March 18, 2016

rotting cabbage farts

Flatulence that smells so horrific you are unable to remain standing once the gas hits you.

I dropped to my knees when his rotting cabbage farts wafted into my headspace.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 9, 2019

Cabbage Hammer

A situation or object being questionably held together, such as by duct tape and prayers.

"My Tuscon is a bit of a cabbage hammer, but it gets me around."

"It will be a total cabbage hammer, but we can throw this project together in one day."

by CabbageKidz April 1, 2021

Sin Cabbage

Marijuana or other cannabis product

Mr. Sellman says, "Stay drug free. Don't smoke that sin cabbage."

by smooth.jazz January 5, 2021