cabbage

A person's head. Called a cabbage because of the size/shape resemblance to the vegetable. A hip hop term.

When I'm attacking wack MCs I put automatics in the back of they cabbage and blast the cortex into fragments.

by psychicoctopus August 7, 2004

Cabbage

Description given to an item or person who carries the traits of a over-conscious Gucci wearing, butt-plug sitting, nasal talking, exaggerated expense without the justifiable cause; opposite of Ghetto.

Cabbage person: Have you been to that French restaurant down the street?
Ghetto Massive: Hell no. That place is so cabbage, I am just a student.

by The Ghetto Massive May 23, 2004

Cabbage

A green, oddly shaped, foul tasting vegatable.
A favourate among those who like cabbages.

That green lump there, it looks like a cabbage!

by Alex Wight January 19, 2004

cabbage

To cabbage someone.
Usually a term used when trying to freak out a person who is tripping (inebriated on a psychotomimetic substance.)

I cabbed <name> out!
Dude, stop trying to cabbage me!

by ^MisterJingo^ December 18, 2003

cabbage

(v).- The action of just lying around all day doing nothing. Often involves keeping refreshments near oneself.

I brought a pot of water with me into the TV room so I could just cabbage the rest of the day.

by B_Rock January 15, 2006

cabbage

Vagina, pussy, cockpit.

"I really want to stuff her cabbage."
"His douglas fits my cabbage nicely."
"We're going out looking for cabbage."
"She wanted me to go down on her, so I slapped her in the face with my douglas and said, 'Bitch, I'm not eating your rotten cabbage!'"
"I smashed her cabbage so hard there was cabbage juice on the ceiling. And my douglas."

by JW#1 November 3, 2006

Cabbage

A hot girl, often referred to as a fine or fresh piece of cabbage. A common phrase is "I'd farm that cabbage", used the same way one would use the phrase "I'd tap that". There is also "rotten cabbage" (an ugly chick), "bushy cabbage" (girl with nice boobs) and several other cabbage and farming-related metaphors.

Bobby: Do you see that nice fresh piece of cabbage over there?

Luke: Yeah, I'd farm that

Bobby: Let's go hit on her

Luke: Sure thing bro

by Kurt Neil December 8, 2011