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cluttoris

A fat, bulging, woman's stomach that droops and hangs down so low that it covers/clutters up the clitoris.

Clutters + clitoris = cluttoris
Daaaaamn! That woman is soooo big, her cluttoris hangs down to her knees!

You'd have to move the cluttoris, just to see her clitoris!
by WayneL April 21, 2008
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baby's arm clutching a plum

A very large penis. About equivilent in size to a baby's arm, the the head being the size and general color of a plum.
Mary: Did you see the size of that thing?
Jane: Oh my...It was...
Mary: As big as a baby's arm clutching a plum.
Jane: Yes, Yes it was.
by Jumpingrat November 10, 2008
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clutching

When you are playing an online game , and you are the only one alive on your team.You have to "Clutch"the round by killing the opposing team single-handedly. So clutching is surviving in a one versus five or more players situation, killing them and winning the game . Clutching a situation in other words is getting control over a close situation.
Mom-Dinner's ready !
Gamer-Not now mom , I'm clutching !
by Erosin March 3, 2015
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Clutching

When you are flashing a strap but don't pull the trigger or shot to kill.
Brah this nigga pulled up on me at the gas station and was clutching fool he saw I had my strap and got back in his car and peeled off.
by Jmarie Sunshine Payme June 18, 2018
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pearl clutching

The phrase "pearl clutching" means being shocked by something once-salacious that should now be seen as commonplace. It is used to dismiss someone as being prudish, uptight, or otherwise too conservative in their thinking
“Amusingly, upon the various perfume boards there’s been a little bit of pearl clutching going on about the concept of a marijuana perfume.”
by UrbanTourist October 8, 2016
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Clutch

The ability to perform well on a certain activity at a particular moment, despite external pressures, influences or distractions.
Carly was clutch when she pulled off a perfect grade on her biochem exam, despite having March Madness going on for weeks prior.

One of Michael Jordan's reasons for being the GOAT is due to clutch shooting in a do-or-die situation.
by floja October 23, 2011
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clutch or kick

You must win or you get kicked! Must be said in voice chat or it does not count
Kill the last 3 guys, clutch or kick
by The real pizza July 2, 2015
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