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by marcos esquandolas July 3, 2006
Get the cockzilla mug.Gigantic black cock, so big that it is spelled with a zero instead of an 'o'. Mostly used to ream the assholes of cute little asian men.
by beantop November 29, 2003
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Karla: Lonnie you are a blessed man. Most of the guys I have dealt with either cum quick, or their dick just isn't big enough. It doesn't hit that spot like yours does.
Lonnie: Oh, you mean ol cockzilla? I pounded it out hunh?
Karla: Yeah you did. My coochie is sore.
Lonnie: Well, you know...when you got one o' deeze.
Karla: (giggle giggle giggle)
Lonnie: You just let me know when you are ready. Hit that again. Next time let it grow though. I'm tired of it shaved.
Lonnie: Oh, you mean ol cockzilla? I pounded it out hunh?
Karla: Yeah you did. My coochie is sore.
Lonnie: Well, you know...when you got one o' deeze.
Karla: (giggle giggle giggle)
Lonnie: You just let me know when you are ready. Hit that again. Next time let it grow though. I'm tired of it shaved.
by the recipient of one June 15, 2009
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by ThatsMyBoy January 30, 2008
Get the c0ck mug.The zodiac of the cock, a magnificent, throbbing constellation of stars recently discovered by scientists. Those born under the Cockzody are born with a certain hunger for cock that drives them into a primal rage once every 6-9 years causing them to go on a cock hunting spree, which ends when the hunter has a necklace dangling with five meaty cocks and two ballsack earrings.
Doctor: What happened!?
Victim: My ballsack and penis were torn off
Doctor: Bullocks, by whom?
Victim: The Cockzody27, some say he's the first cockhunter that howled at the moon and the stars, born from anus
Doctor: (turns around out of view, smiles to himself and absentmindedly fondles the latest addition to his penis necklace)
Victim: My ballsack and penis were torn off
Doctor: Bullocks, by whom?
Victim: The Cockzody27, some say he's the first cockhunter that howled at the moon and the stars, born from anus
Doctor: (turns around out of view, smiles to himself and absentmindedly fondles the latest addition to his penis necklace)
by Cockzody69 January 7, 2017
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