"Beyonce is hot but you can tell that she pushes up her boobs, says the boobspert"
"Ask the boobspert if he thinks Colby Smulders would be alot hotter if she had some bigger boobs"
"Ask the boobspert if he thinks Colby Smulders would be alot hotter if she had some bigger boobs"
by Dstack November 27, 2014
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Bro 2: Nah man, Emily is coming over.
Bro 1: Come on, dude! Again?!
Bro 2: Boobs before noobs, man.
Bro 2: Nah man, Emily is coming over.
Bro 1: Come on, dude! Again?!
Bro 2: Boobs before noobs, man.
by btmcbrayer November 28, 2011
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by Mejico June 2, 2015
Get the Buddha Boobs mug.by Garrett.!.!.! December 19, 2008
Get the perky boobs mug.There always are huge boobs on the chick wearing the t-shirt with a stupid slogan in the sidebar page of urbandictionary. The boobs are big enough its worth staring, but the t-shirts are never funny enough to click the link.
probably just look in the side bar of this page
or
"wow, that t-shirt is so dumb only a hopeless loser would ever buy it. but check out those sidebar t-shirt ad boobs!"
or
"wow, that t-shirt is so dumb only a hopeless loser would ever buy it. but check out those sidebar t-shirt ad boobs!"
by wastedhillbilly December 30, 2011
Get the sidebar t-shirt ad boobs mug.Girl: Hey can you give me the answers to this test?
Nerd boy: No thats against the rules.
Girl: Pleeeeeaaaaaasssssssssseeeeeee??? *unbuttons shirt*
Nerd boy: OK!!!! No.1 is b *Goes on and on*
Girl: Thanks, your sooooo smart *wink*
Nerd boy: Thanks *jizzes pants* so are you gonna show me your boobs?
Girl: After class.
Nerd boy: No thats against the rules.
Girl: Pleeeeeaaaaaasssssssssseeeeeee??? *unbuttons shirt*
Nerd boy: OK!!!! No.1 is b *Goes on and on*
Girl: Thanks, your sooooo smart *wink*
Nerd boy: Thanks *jizzes pants* so are you gonna show me your boobs?
Girl: After class.
by Hi I'm Matt Biatch August 19, 2009
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They secrete milk after pregnancy, and tend to be very sexually attractive to men. Men find women's boobs attractive for biological and evolutionary reasons, they signal to men that the woman attached to them is nutritionally healthy, youthful, and able to have a baby. So, boobs may be one of the main factors of sexual attraction between men and women that leads to reproduction and the continued survival of humans.
Playing with their boobs during sex can be arousing for women.
Because of their attractiveness, boobs are often times used by women to get men's attention, or to get them to do something. Men have been known to go to extreme lengths just for a woman's boobs.
They secrete milk after pregnancy, and tend to be very sexually attractive to men. Men find women's boobs attractive for biological and evolutionary reasons, they signal to men that the woman attached to them is nutritionally healthy, youthful, and able to have a baby. So, boobs may be one of the main factors of sexual attraction between men and women that leads to reproduction and the continued survival of humans.
Playing with their boobs during sex can be arousing for women.
Because of their attractiveness, boobs are often times used by women to get men's attention, or to get them to do something. Men have been known to go to extreme lengths just for a woman's boobs.
Guy 1: Women's boobs ensure that humans continue to survive and thrive.
Guy 2: No kidding, the first time Emma showed me her boobs I couldn't stop smiling for a whole week.
Guy 2: No kidding, the first time Emma showed me her boobs I couldn't stop smiling for a whole week.
by Emperor Shao Kahn July 16, 2019
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