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Bradley Beach

Bradley Beach is a small town in New Jersey located near Asbury Park and Belmar. Contrary to popular belief, teenagers have not made this town a "drug town". In fact, the only fun you'll have in this town (15+) is hanging out with a group of the local teens. However, do not be talked into going back to "Dougs" house, no one even knows who Doug is. Main street is filled with pizza places, but everyone knows Vics is the best. Hess usually has cheaper gas but "Beyonce" (sunocos owner) will sell cigarettes to a child.
"Let's go to Deal"
"Fuck no, bradley beach beaches are nicer"
by ilove07720 March 31, 2009
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Bradley

Bradley is a sweet and very cute guy that is the underlying wild child of their group of friends!

Women flock to Bradley because he has a charming personality plus he's not a fake and he's a sweetheart underneath! He loves the ladies but secretly wants that one special soulmate to be loyal too!

He's a loving dad, brother and son and craves the family life!

Bradley is a keeper for real!
"Tell Bradley to come on and leave those ladies alone!"
by cheLLe1963 September 5, 2020
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bradley

A really kind person with a good heart always willing to give a helping hand to anyone in need. However if you F*CK with him he will find a way to get revenge. That is something a Bradley is really good at.
I just met a Bradley and he helped me with shopping.
by dzaam88 January 4, 2020
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Charlie Bradley

The kid who asked a girl name shaylee for nudes, and sucks at 2k #NotComp
Have you seen like?
No he’s being a Charlie Bradley and asking shaylee for nudes
by Nick HartmanThebest January 15, 2022
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Bradley

The person that will make your life shine brighter in so many ways. A great boyfriend!!! He’s wroth every minute of waiting to talk to him when he’s busy. He’s perfection inside and out. I couldn’t say enough to express my thanks for him.
My boyfriend is a Bradley. That’s how I know I’ve met the perfect guy!!!
by SomeoneSecret225577 August 20, 2018
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Bradley Beal

Bradley Beal is an NBA player that was snubbed from the 2020 NBA All-Star Game. Some other instances of his snubbery were his 2013 Rookie of the Year, 2014 MVP, 2014 DPOY, 2014 6OTY, 2013 MIP, 2013 All-NBA First Team, 2013 All-Defensive First Team, 2013 All-Star, 2013 AGMVP, 2013 MVP, 2013 DPOY, 2013 6OTY, 2014MIP, 2014 All-NBA First Team, 2014 All-Defensive First Team, 2014 All-Star, 2014 AGMVP, 2015 MVP, 2015 DPOY, 2015 6OTY, 2015 MIP, 2015 All-NBA First Team, 2015 All-Defensive First Team, 2015 All-Star, 2015 AGMVP, 2016 MVP, 2016 DPOY, 2016 6OTY, 2016 MIP, 2016 All-NBA First Team, 2016 All-Defensive First Team, 2016 All-Star, 2016 AGMVP, 2017 MVP, 2017 DPOY, 2017 6OTY, 2017 MIP, 2017 All-NBA First Team, 2017 All-Defensive First Team, 2017 All-Star, 2017 AGMVP, 2018 MVP, 2018 DPOY, 2018 6OTY, 2018 MIP, 2018 All-NBA First Team, 2018 All-Defensive First Team, 2018 AGMVP, 2019 MVP, 2019, DPOY, 2019 6OTY, 2019 MIP, 2019 All-NBA First Team, 2019 All-Defensive First Team, 2019 AGMVP, and of course, the 2020 All Star snub. This is a gargantuan snub the likes of which has never been seen.

Bradley Beal is also hotter than any star and has a longer penis then any other person in the known reality. He is a badass that had cults around him.
by beal snubbed June 26, 2020
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Thomas Bradley Scale

The Thomas Bradley scale is a measure of the tastiness of the ‘parmo’ based on the experiences of his eponymous founder - a prodigious and widely renowned consumer of the dish.

Bradley is widely known in the North East for his dedication to a parmo only diet - a commitment he maintained throughout his later years.

Mythology has it that Bradley often lavished himself with bottled Coca Cola which he would pour ravishingly over his face to remove the remnants of the Parmesan cheese.
“Hey Byson, you got a Parmo from Bueno last night, how are they?”

“They’re definitely an 8 on the Thomas Bradley scale La - they would have got his fingers going ten to the dozen.”
by OmarTurk April 13, 2020
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