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Indoor boyfriend 

A beautiful song made by a man named Kurtis Conner. It is truely a work of art and you should listen to it. indoor Boyfriend is like having indoor shoes and outdoor shoes. Your indoor boyfriend is your indoor shoes and you're outdoor boyfriend (yes they exist) is like your outdoor shoes (because everyone lives in Canada)
Kurtis Conner: I don't want to be an indoor boyfriend anymore what can I say
Indoor boyfriend by Annoyinybitch November 22, 2021

vsco boyfriend 

A vsco boyfriend is the sweetest, most thoughtful guy you can have. He's the type of guy who will give you his hoodie in exchange for your scrunchies. He will stay up all night talking to you, and always send you good night/good morning texts when he's not with you. He will hold your hand in public and kiss you in front of your friends. He will screenshot your snaps just because he thinks they're cute. He is the ideal type of guy.
Emma: I love that hoodie you're wearing. Where'd you get it?
Hannah: Thomas gave it to me in return for my scrunchie.
Emma: OMG, that's something that only a vsco boyfriend would do
vsco boyfriend by fpuppy5135 January 6, 2019

boyfriend penis

a penis of respectable but not extraordinary size, and therefore a penis that a partner would want inside one's genitals on a regular basis and with varying intensity
"Don't worry, baby, you got a boyfriend penis. It means I'll let you do more with it."
boyfriend penis by DongSwanson February 18, 2015

Future Boyfriend 

the guy whom you so desire to become your boyfriend, but isn't yet committed to you.
I need to call my future boyfriend to see if we could meet for dinner this week.

my future boyfriend took his neice to a baseball game today.

my future boyfriend just sent me a text!

Your New Boyfriend 

A song made by the Youtuber, Streamer and Musical Artist, Wilbur Soot. This song was released in 2020. It is a Comedic song. It is related to the two songs called: “I’m in Love with An E-Girl” and "Internet Ruined me".
Person 1: Have you heard about the latest song Wilbur uploaded?
Person 2: Yeah! I think it's called Your New Boyfriend.