butt weasel

A buttmunch, dingus, poopy face or otherwise not very nice/irritating person or thing.

1. Gah! Why does my internet have to be such a butt weasel!

2. Dude, stop being a butt weasel and answer your phone!

by The Homiec C June 27, 2008

Buttweiser

Nickname for that God-awful weaker than piss American Beer (Budweiser). Semi descriptive in what it does to you the next morning... Especially when consumed with nachos & salsa.

Hey Billy Bob! You bring any of that yankee Butweiser crap?

by Mike Mc Donald December 29, 2004

batweasel

A derogatory name for someone in high power. typically used to warn others of their presence so that all instances of hazing, and/or malicious and illegal activity may be hidden.

I had to yell batweasel last night when the commandant came on deck.

by Francis Mccalister October 24, 2008

buttweasle

A complete idiot who just drives you nuts but usual eventually befriends because they make you feel smarter.

Quit being a buttweasle!

by lrsw97 November 4, 2013

Butt Weasel

A butt Weasel is a person who is considered a scrawny little weirdo you'll often witness them Yelling at people of authority, females and their own mothers. at night the butt weasel curls into a ball like position and contemplates its next stupid move of the following day. Its main task at work is to do absolutley nothing and become very agitated once they are summoned to do physical labor at their job.

Wow i cannot believe that Guy is yelling at his female boss like that, although it had planted many trees and are physically tired doesnt mean the butt weasel can do absolutley nothing at work, occasionally will say multiple retarted outbursts

by Res562cue May 14, 2016

Batweasel

A derogatory name for a snivelling, pathetic male. A sleazy creep who thinks he is a massive stud and can have any woman he wants when actually they are all wishing he would just f**k off. He needs to man up and get on with his life.

For a more detailed description please see Jude Law in the movie 'Closer'.

"He is such an unbelievable Batweasel, he needs to grow some balls and behave more like Clive Owen'

by MarciaGG August 23, 2009

Butt Weasel

A very derogatory name for whom you wish would crawl into Paris Hilton's butt hole and suffocate.

Jake: Dude Jose stole my bike and fucked my sister!

Derrick: Wow, what a jerk!

Jake: not just a jerk, A FUCKING EVIL, DISGUSTING, PIECE OF SHIT BUTT WEASEL!

by Dr. McPenisburgh August 21, 2011