buttstruggler

One who loses their way inside the gastrointestinal track and must wait for the owner of aforementioned organs to defecate in order to escape.
A buttstruggler is often met with horribly unpleasant odors. A shower is usually taken after, but is not mandatory.

Aaron: Dude, Fred got stuck in my ass again yesterday. I had to have a good shit before he finally got out.
McGreggor: Haha, what a buttstruggler.
Aaron: Aye.

by Niggadicks November 11, 2006

buttstories

Inspired by KAT of when she told a story about some guy getting his face planted in someones butt and that is wher it came from!

BoyzIImen:"Ones i was walking in the park and some dogg tried to hump me with his butt!"
Ass: dam boi thats some dam good buttstories pendejo

by dudehy July 16, 2008

Buttstruck

To be so infatuated with someone that it interferes with one's sanity.

As soon as Denise walked into the auditorium, John forgot all of his lines and stared at her with this crazy look in his eye. I've seen his notebook, there are hundreds of dirty drawings of her. The man is clearly buttstruck.

by mr kali rising December 27, 2014

Buttster

A fat lard that is mean to everyone and deserves to have their nipples chopped off and fed to a parrot.

Hey those buttsters just pooped on my pillow fort!

by BigFroDH March 30, 2019

buttstrap

A strap used on the butt, usually if the butt is too saggy.

Jas wears his buttstrap way too tight.

by andyGILL June 5, 2005

buttstove

A man who enjoys hot steamy malecreamy goodness entering the inner depths of his rectum

Todd- hey, jimmy, I hear you like dick in your ass

Jimmy- hell yeah, i'm a hardcore buttstove

by Father EEP January 18, 2008

Buttworm

A recently discovered parasitical worm. Closely related to heartworms in dogs, it lives similarly but in the rectum of humans. Where its habit of multiplying until there are so many worms they block passage of stool, a necessary occurance for successful buttworm breeding. As the turds get jammed in the colon, the buttworm releases various rapid-acting enzymes and bacteria that rapidly turn the fudgepack directly into high pressure gas, often in seconds. The high pressure gas can be released in a lethal explosion capable of knocking individuals several feet off the ground. When that has happened, Individuals caught unaware have been knocked out upon falling back awkwardly to the ground due to knocked senseless by the initial buttblast. The buttworm uses these ass-ripping blasts to spread its airborne larvae. Microscopic, it is breathed in. A brief rancid taste is the only sign this is happened. Once in the body, the larval buttworms migrate to the rectum to repeat the cycle anew.

Jessica lay lifeless. Her distended, exploded anus was all the medical investigator needed to determine she was yet another victim of the rapidly spreading buttworm.

by Johnnyincentx May 17, 2006