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Surprise Buttsecks

When going at it like dogs, the penis, moving quickly, then ejects from the vagina and enters the anus, often resulting in pain and extreme terror/pleasure.

Often to calm the victim of this "surprise", the penetrator yells

"SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!!" in a vain attempt to make light of this magical , yet, often horrible experience.
Man: Oh yeah baby

Woman: Harder!
Man: opps i slipp.....
Woman: Ow. OWWWWW!!!!!!!
Man: Surprise Buttsecks!!!!!!
Woman: this date is over! Bus driver let me off here!!!!!!
by The Poonman July 3, 2009
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buttsweat angel

Angel-wing like pattern created on sheets, furniture, or other upholstered material by sweat on the bottom partners butt during extended and/or vigorous sexual activity, especially of the cowgirl and reverse cowgirl variety.

Named for its similarity to imprinting the pattern of your moving arms and legs in snow to create a "snow angel".

Not to be confused with the sex puddle or pussy juice cocktail.
1) Get on this side tonight. I'm not sleeping in the buttsweat angel!

2) Just like a snowflake, no two buttsweat angels are exactly alike.
by jennimus prime August 21, 2009
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buttseckz

Love from behind.

You can have buttseckz with a girl if you follow this instructions:

1. Get to a party.
2. find an ugly girl,with great booty
3. make her drunk
4. Fuck her in the ass from behind.
5. in addition,give her a dirty sanchez with her crap.
Guy A:I gave Nadja great buttseckz.
Guy B:Does your penis smell now?
Guy A: No,she had to lick it clean,after I gave her a Dirty Sanchez.
Guy B: WTF LOL OMG u haxx0rz her butt.
by Bari March 30, 2005
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Butsekz or Buttsekz

1.(v) Putting your wang in teh other hole.
by MMBKG September 8, 2003
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buttstain-brown

The color left in underwear, bed-linen or elsewhere, usually in a streak.
Do you want your peanut butter spread thick, or just buttstain-brown?

I like the color of that table, not as dark as walnut, not as light as maple, more of a buttstain-brown.
by buggy October 20, 2005
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buttseckser

one who engages in buttsecks; usually refers to the giver of the buttsecks.
albert is such a buttseckser, i heard he really gives it to her too.
by jon the buttseckser November 10, 2008
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buttsekz

y helo thar buttsekz? LOLOL
by GastonRabbit February 7, 2004
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