A mental disorder in which a person repeatedly and deliberately tries to gain sympathy for fake problems with a friend or loved one's butt.
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someone who is a complete ass face, and has an inexplicably large head. also finds it amusing to laugh at the expense of others, and is renound for being irritating.
by xandi April 2, 2008
Get the Buttmunch mug.The "Lo" variety of "buttmuncher". Essentially the same as a standard buttmuncher, but it only applies to the category of people classified as "Lo"s. Thus, a Buttmuncher Lo is a Lo who munches on butts.
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Get the buttpunch mug.An individual who chooses to do the absolute bare minimum at his/her place of employment + life in general. Classic example is a lazy and complacent government employee whose position is shielded from real accountability. Often an overweight smoker who possess a permanent pouty-face from an existence devoid of good health, self-respect, and life goals.
Buttpickers can be typically spotted feeding on zebra cakes and diet Mountain Dew from the nearest Shit-Dispenser, whilst scratching and sniffing their big nasty asses. They are often lumbering to and fro pretending to do work, chatting with the other buttpickers within its ecosystem. This species of humanoid is exponentially driving up the cost of healthcare, which is really fucking infuriating to us non-buttpickers.
Don't become a buttpicker, son. It's bad for ya and everyone will hate you.
Buttpickers can be typically spotted feeding on zebra cakes and diet Mountain Dew from the nearest Shit-Dispenser, whilst scratching and sniffing their big nasty asses. They are often lumbering to and fro pretending to do work, chatting with the other buttpickers within its ecosystem. This species of humanoid is exponentially driving up the cost of healthcare, which is really fucking infuriating to us non-buttpickers.
Don't become a buttpicker, son. It's bad for ya and everyone will hate you.
Ben: “Look, Dave. Another buttpicker is waddling towards the free Twinkies.”
Dave: “That lady just scatched her ass for like 15 seconds…fucking gross.”
Dave: “That lady just scatched her ass for like 15 seconds…fucking gross.”
by genitaltraffic4781 March 29, 2019
Get the Buttpicker mug.The act of enticing / seducing a man through means of the buttocks, usually wearing skin tight clothing (yoga pants, active wear, flare pants etc.) sometimes see through and having a larger than normal butt. Malicious intent involved. Most commonly seen in grocery stores and retail stores.
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