Buttoning

The act of placing ones schlong into the belly-button of a person.

Marc: My belly button is tight like a tiger!
Dwayne: I am turned on.
Marc: u wanna try buttoning.
Dwayne: Okay, I'll ask Martin for a condom
Martin: GO-GO-KARTIN

by PeetrMurfee August 20, 2011

Buttoxia

But-tox-ia - adjective

-A usually progressive condition, marked by the extensive growth of the female buttocks, the result of massive calorie intake.

-A chronic or persistent affliction where the female buttocks is larger than that of a member of the human species.
- When either of the two round fleshy parts that form the lower rear area of the female human trunk appear to be that of a hippo

-That woman has the worst case of buttoxia I have ever seen!

-Her front was beautiful, but when she turned around, ass for days!

by Patagonia January 5, 2015

Buttoxide

The ultimate arse-wipe, moody ass, disliked taint licker on all of the LUE.

Also an insult

Buttoxide sucks

Hey dude, stop pulling on my schlong so hard, you Buttoxide

by Ultra Buttsekser March 31, 2004

Buttoning

The process of anal sex

Bruh, I saw Laquisha today, we were buttoning mad long

by FletchHD June 16, 2016

Buttoning

The act of putting one's outie belly button into another's innie belly button.

my friend and I didn't want to lose our virginity so we tried buttoning instead.

by Ozbert Heptinstall August 26, 2022

Thumb-Buttoning

The process of using your thumbs to message someone via text, IM, etc.

Much like texting someone but the action can be included in activities involving internet on a computer and a full sized keyboard.

I sent you a message on the computer last night but yuo logged off without reading it so i thumb-buttoned you instead.


John was cyber-thumb-buttoning Heather last night. He told me they thumb-buttioned for hours.

by Yosemishu March 8, 2009

snuggle buttoning

Masturbating vehemently for a short period of time.

Amy was snuggle buttoning before work.

by Sofa Malone January 19, 2011