Example 1:
Person A: "My friend Tyler won't stop Benjamin-Buttoning the Saw series...no wonder he has no idea what's going on!"
Person B: "He never does anything right..."
Example 2:
Person A: "Did you hear about the 3rd Paranormal Activity? It's supposed to take place before the 2nd one."
Person B: "Yup. Didn't the 2nd one take place before the 1st?"
Person A: "Well, I guess they're Benjamin-Buttoning it."
Person A: "My friend Tyler won't stop Benjamin-Buttoning the Saw series...no wonder he has no idea what's going on!"
Person B: "He never does anything right..."
Example 2:
Person A: "Did you hear about the 3rd Paranormal Activity? It's supposed to take place before the 2nd one."
Person B: "Yup. Didn't the 2nd one take place before the 1st?"
Person A: "Well, I guess they're Benjamin-Buttoning it."
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"oh my god, I think I've had an accident during the night.......i'm so embarrased"
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The act of spreading ones ass cheeks and touching the petri anal area to the surface of another persons body.
by Richard Lapointe December 13, 2003
Get the Brown Buttoning mug.The way in which someone is used to pressing buttons on a cell phone.
Right-buttoned: Used to having OK on the right, cancel on the left
Left-buttoned: Used to having OK on the left, cancel on the right
Often when someone has to use a cell phone with the opposite button configuration, great confusion will arise from many accidentally closed screens and inadvertently opened menus.
Derived from "handedness."
Right-buttoned: Used to having OK on the right, cancel on the left
Left-buttoned: Used to having OK on the left, cancel on the right
Often when someone has to use a cell phone with the opposite button configuration, great confusion will arise from many accidentally closed screens and inadvertently opened menus.
Derived from "handedness."
John: Hey Jane, can I use your phone real quick?
Jane: Sure, here you go.
...several minutes of frustration later...
John: God dammit, I keep hitting cancel! I'm left-buttoned, I'm not used to OK being on the right!
Jane: ikr? When will they start making the buttonedness the same on all phones?
Jane: Sure, here you go.
...several minutes of frustration later...
John: God dammit, I keep hitting cancel! I'm left-buttoned, I'm not used to OK being on the right!
Jane: ikr? When will they start making the buttonedness the same on all phones?
by diemi May 9, 2009
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Get the Buttoner mug.Having your act together, being professional, and/or conducting extensive, appropriate, and effective planning. This definition is distinct from another meaning — quiet, non-transparent, secretive, etc.
Unlike in India, the train system in Europe is buttoned up—trains run on time, bathrooms work, conductors check tickets, and accidents are rare.
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