butthole malfunction

An involuntary bowel movement usually caused by questionable food choices.

Ugh man, what's that smell?!
I just had a butthole malfunction courtesy of Taco Bell!

by Gleen707 November 28, 2019

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your butthole

a phrase for using instead of saying
"your mom" or your face"

Jared: hey your shoes are ugly
Jenna: your butthole's ugly.

Jared: your a bitch
Jenna: your buttholes a bitch.

Jared: your hairy.
Jenna: your buttholes hairy.

by averyisacoolkidforreal January 24, 2009

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Butthole lickable

When a girl is so hot, you'd easily eat her ass out.

Ryan: OMG! Kylie O. is so fine, she's totally butthole lickable anyday!

by wer[0fu werfojwfud January 17, 2009

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Scheming Butthole

The act of pursuing either male or female buttholes for sexual or non-sexual purposes

Friend 1: "Dog we were straight up scheming butthole today!"
Friend 2: "Yeah dude, we schemed those beaches for every butthole we could find!"

by OTJdog March 26, 2017

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Butthole Eyes

When the skin around one's eye is darker than the the rest of their face, much like an anus and it's surrounding cheeks.

>Did you see how cute Ariana Grande was on the red carpet last night?
>>I didn't notice, I couldn't stop looking at Pete Davidson's butthole eyes.

by Heckineh August 24, 2018

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An overpriced sculpture found in Macomb County, Michigan signifying the Golden Corredor of Sterling Heights, MI. Not to be confused with the little golden butthole.

Found fame on Facebook as The Golden Butthole of Mabcomb County Page.

Make a Michigan left just before the Golden Butthole and you’ll find Outback.

by Michigan Girl January 30, 2019

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