Butthurt

When someone is mad or throwing a temper tantrum because of a joke or something trivial. DISCLAIMER: Being butthurt does not mean someone who is mad after someone relentlessly bullying someone. Look up the definitions for Schrodinger's douche bag.

Bill was butthurt after I said that that his sideburns were uneven.

by FuckYouAndy March 25, 2020

Butthurted

To damage one's "feelings" or ego, usually over a minor issue or situation.

"You shouldn't have gotten a tissue Khalil, now you got Mrs.Formigli butthurted."

by CardboardGay March 6, 2019

buttnutterdo

The residual matter that expels from ones rectum after being sodimized with a buttered penis.

Rob: Hey Nate, what is dripping out of my ass?
Nate: Thats my buttnutterdo, bro! Goes great on toast.

by Greekosyk March 19, 2019

Double butthurt

Someone who gets more butthurt because of someone asking if they are butthurt.

Jimmy was already slightly butthurt due to losing a game. Then became double butthurt when Ben ask if he was butthurt.

by easye28 August 12, 2019

buttputty

a thicker version of anal lube, often peanut butter

Turn around you silly lass and apply a generous helpin o'Jif buttputty to your sphincter so that I may insert my bologna log into your rusty bullet wound

by cornfritter October 21, 2010

Butthurt Beth

A girl that gets butt hurt about anything and everything. If its butt hurt proof she will find a way.

Look at that Butthurt Beth over there with those drawn on eyebrows, what a lucretia.

by brianwankenobi July 20, 2010

butthurt

Getting your feelings hurt, being offended or getting all bent out of shape because of something petty or stupid.

Roney got butthurt when Drew did not help him clean Scat

by Ms. Penguin July 14, 2006