buttfarmer

One who farms "butts" either in the confines their private plantation, or in a public area.

That old guy is a buttfarmer.

by poop_jesus April 24, 2006

buttfer

Used as a joke while going through a checklist.

"Got the hammer?" "yep" "got the drill?" "check" "got the buttfer?" "whats a butt for?" "pooping stupid!"

by raphec October 18, 2007

Buttfur

Hair in the anal region.

Your grandma has enough buttfur to make an exquisite Persian rug.

by buy fur May 12, 2010

Buttcorn Kernel

A Buttcorn Kernel is what describes that itchy feeling in your butt after you thought you had wiped properly earlier but actually did not. It feels almost like there are popcorn kernels in your sphincter; and it sure does itch.

"Damn dude...I got some serious buttcorn kernels right now."

"You should probably find a bathroom and take care of that post haste."

by Turdmit The Great Destroyer February 14, 2019

Buttfore

A word trick; used amongst immature and dumbassical people.

Julia: "You're a Buttfore"
Kathryn: "What's a Buttfore?"
Julia: "Pooping, Silly!"

by Iheartbuttfores November 5, 2009

Buttfreckle

A made by hand creation with eyes and "freckle" on its backside that brings joy to a huge base of people, including autistic children who respond to the variety of colors and textures of yarn used in their creation.

We just love our Buttfreckles!

by DayzMommie September 22, 2012

Butthorn

An extremely loud fart, sounding much like a trombone. By varying the tension of the anal sphincter, a skilled butthornist can change the pitch of the resulting notes over a full octave.

Billy blew the butthorn, he blew it long and loud.
It made a great impression on the women in the crowd.
Some peed into their purses. Some peed upon their hands.
And Billy got invited to play in many bands.

by Rumpleforeskin22 December 4, 2013