A sex act wherein the man shaves off all of his pubic hair so that his flaccid genitals resemble a dead bird, and coats his crotch in butter. He then drags his testicles across the face of his sleeping significant other, whilst gobbling like a turkey. Especially popular during the holiday season.

Autumn was angry when Patrick woke her on Thanksgiving morning with an especially greasy butterball.

Butterball by Uncle Pep-Pep November 28, 2010

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ButtBaby

A ButtBabyy is any child that results from semen seeping into the vagina after anal sex. ButtBaby's can be prevented by using a condom, birth control pills, other contraceptives, and by simply not engaging in anal sex.

Father:"Son, now that your 16, its time we tell you that you werent planned, you were a ButtBaby."

Son:"Thats okay, becuase my girlfreind is pregnent with a ButtBaby."

ButtBaby by Dr.Awz-some August 5, 2010

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Butterboy

A woman that has a son you’d rather not have anything to do with because he’s not your type of kid.

She a butterboy. She’s hot, but her boy...jeezus what a weirdo.

Butterboy by MikeDerookey October 31, 2020

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Butterball Jones

The friend that no one likes. Sounds similar to "Butt of all jokes." Usually overweight.

"Look at that Butterball Jones!"

"Did you invite Butterball Jones?...Ah shit, it IS Butterball!"

Butterball Jones by Two mad friends March 26, 2009

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