buttnut

similar to a fucknut, but toned down for your grandmother.

by semoore September 4, 2003

Fluff my Butternutters

When you want to curse but you are around children and you want to curse.

Linda screamed "FLUFF MY BUTTERNUTTERS!" In the daycare when she stubbed her toe on the table.

by Muffin6611 September 11, 2016

buttnuts

The result of a man in tight, khaki shorts sitting on a staircase with his legs spread wide open, so that the testicles are pressed tightly against the seam, creating an ass-like shape. Can also be used in replacing a noun.

That guy on "Trading Spaces" has buttnuts!

Hey, buttnuts, get over here!

by Buttnutz September 6, 2003

butternuts

an outcry of displeasure uttered by a gay man or just a very feminine man

gay man drops a plate and then says "Oh butternuts"

by Anonymous July 29, 2003

butternut squash

Reverse cowgirl with a twist.

A butternut squash is a sex position in which a cowgirl does a reverse cowgirl and sticks her head between her legs and butters the squash.

by butternutsquasher September 3, 2011

butt donut

An inflatable ring cushion for old people with bad joints or pathetic losers who crack, chip or bruise their tailbone/butt.

When Brigitte was sent careening down the snowy hill and smashed her tailbone into some rocks at the bottom, she eventually had to buy a butt donut to sit on for 6-8 weeks.

by kittens1236 December 12, 2009

buttnut

something you call your little brother regularly and is topped off when accompanied with a noogie.

see above for other examples of the term buttnut

by slightlybonkers March 6, 2008