butthump

To unlock a door with a magnetic card lock, without first removing the card from your wallet, or the wallet from your back pocket.

Nobody was around, and I was in a hurry, so I just butthumped the server room door open.

butthump by vertigo23 April 19, 2009

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butthumper

Immune to the laws of physics and incapable of independent activity, the butthumper finds your rear bumper on an open stretch of highway, and stays there. The asshole may be using you as a shield against radar, or as a fuel-mileage aid, but usually he/she is talking on the phone and relying on you to scan the road for them.

Ten lanes of superhighway to drive on and this jerk has to tailgate me. What a butthumper.

butthumper by bullshark April 1, 2008

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buttcam

A dildo that has a camera built in to the tip.

A:I wonder what the inside of a vagina looks like?
B:Go look at some buttcam videos

buttcam by TehBean July 12, 2009

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Buttrumpet

A person or person's ass predisposed to exceedingly loud expulsions of gas from the anal regions. Usually refers to a temporary condition of said effects.
See also 'magical buttrumpet'.

'Man, I got mad buttrumpet today, must be the beans'
'You've allways got buttrumpet stinkhead!'

Buttrumpet by Unkle Funk April 14, 2008