Lauren really buttcucked me this weekend. She was telling me about how her ex used to toss her salad, but she won't even let me stick a thumb in it. Wtf bro?

buttcucked by Don Juan Dinero January 6, 2019

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Buttruption

The spewing of fecal matter from your anus.

Uhhh, I just had a buttruption after eating that Taco Bell

Buttruption by Jojo101 May 10, 2009

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Buttsupial

A human that uses their colon as a storage pouch.

He's a buttsupial Dano, check his pouch.

Buttsupial by Gary Daniels January 2, 2008

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Buttacuponapoostick

When you get high then run around with a goat named buckley.

I got buttacuponapoostick when i seen my cat hump a box of wheaties

Buttacuponapoostick by Froot Loop The Magical Beaver March 10, 2004

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buttcut

A hairstyle popularized in the 80's which somehow still maitains a large following. The hair can be grown to almost any length and then is parted directly in the middle so that the top of the head resembles the asscrack.

Man, can you believe Ryan still has that buttcut?

buttcut by TheTurkey March 31, 2005

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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