butterkeks

A result of using too much lubrication, and the uncomfortable feeling in your trousers afterwards, often used in homosexual circles.

Tarquin: 'Quentin is walking a little strange, do you think he's hurt himself?'
Kanye: 'No, he's got butterkeks, he used an incredible amount of lube taking that enormous sausage up his ring piece this morning, and didn't have time to douche'.

by G4S80 July 22, 2015

Buttcrack Hair

When someone with long hair washes their hair and excess hairs wash their way down into the butt crack. The hairs are not discovered until much later

Dude, I was doing this girl doggystyle and she had a wad of buttcrack hair just chillin.

by DingleBerry8o-o January 2, 2010

buttnaked-oes

females that are wild'n out

You shoulda been at that party there were buttnaked-oes e'rywhere.

by hipson December 29, 2007

buttcraft

The subtle art of shaping one's behind through rigorous, routine exercise.

"Have you met Jesstasia?"
"I think so. The girl with a really nice ass?"
"Yeah. She a master of buttcraft."

by microjimmy March 1, 2015

Buttquake

The ripples that propagate across the female hindquarters caused by the rhythmic spasms of orgasm.

Me: OMG! That was a 6.5 buttquake!!
Her: of course, you made me cum so hard I queefed at a frequency that can only be heard by dogs!

by Doug E. Stile October 18, 2018

buttrape

v.
1. to defeat utterly
2. to level, as with a blow
3. to destroy
see own

n.
1. a thourough beating
2. complete failure
usually used without an article

Note: Sometimes this word is expanded into "rape/d in the butt" or contracted into "'rape."

If Joe fought Jim, he would get buttraped.

As predicted, Joe experienced buttrape.

by Ryan Dawson January 5, 2005

buttcrack butter

When you open the buttcrack for sex and find any kind of fresh residue or deposit that hasnt been cleaned out.

"Man I was good to go before I spread the ass cheeks and caught some buttcrack butter. That softened my root real quick."

by walterc February 8, 2015