buttcrack-plaque

the filmy, moist, dead skin particles, that gets stuck underneath your fingernails when reaching inside your shorts to scratch that crack itch. this substance may perhaps be caused by sweat, forming a cream-like layer that can easily be removed.

bob: man i had the most insane itch in my crack and when i scratched it, there was a bunch of smelly gunk under my nails, i thought it was shit but it was like....soft dead skin..o_O

ned: yah man! looks like you got a case of bad buttcrack-plaque!

by jameseepoo December 2, 2010

ButtCrackula

A person whose major intrest is sucking on the hole of a buttcrack. Normally in the form of a Mexican woman. Victims side affects consist of chronic butt pain, the sideways walk, and The Rebecca Ortiz dance(walking like an ass rape victim)

ButtCrackula seemed to only go out at night to find and buttwhole to suck with no intrest of other intreging female private parts.

by Raiderpower5236 November 16, 2010

buttcracker

A person who is very proficient in the art of the deadly fart, it may be silent, it may be noisy, but one always knows for a fact that it will be stinky, it will clear the room, and sicken the occupants with it's ghastly odor, this term was coined by the fact that some of these odoious folk have actually cracked the skin around the butthole by releasing their poisonous gas.

OMG!That Buttcracker left an odor so bad we had to air out the place for three days!!!!!

by highclassbizzitch March 3, 2008

buttcrack!

the crack between your buttcheeks, used in the song Fireman by Lil' Wayne: "i see that u be wearin them jeans that show your buttcrack!"

i see that u be wearin them jeans that show your buttcrack!

by Bonisha Clo May 4, 2006

buttcracker

a total asshole/ a word that i came up with when i was little bc i couldn't say the real thing.

You buttcracker!!

You're such a buttcracker.

by The BusDriver June 6, 2014

Butteraches

The pain from the over consumption of butter. The aches generally effect ones head and can commonly move to the abdominal region. Sitting on the toliet for and extended period of time can help with the butteraches.

Damn, Son. My head is banging from the butteraches and need to post up for min.

by Phill da thrill July 17, 2013

Buttcran

The sexual act of putting cranberry cans up yours or your partners asshole.

Buttcran really fucking hurts

by MoistCyanide May 21, 2022