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Butler

A man who looks after all the needs of your very own manservant. Or someone who lives up someone elses Arsehole.
"I haven't seen much of Paul since he became Andrew's butler!"
by BistoYeti November 14, 2011
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Butler

A cocktail which consists of Belvidere Vodka (taken from Mr. Belvidere the tv show) and Tonic. Usually served on the rocks.
Bartender: What can I get for you?
Customer: Yes, I'll take a Butler on the rocks.
by Derricknupe May 8, 2007
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Butler

the most amazing guy ever, he's really good looking and has a bunch of friends. he's super nice and caring. he's the absolute best!
"Wow, you know Butler?"
"Doesn't everybody?!"
by whee(: May 1, 2010
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The Butler

The name of the unique delivery of snob sperm to a swallowing female. By depositing your gentleman's relish into a teapot and delivering said teapot on a tray to your lover of the evening, she then drinks direct from the spout and swallows with a cunning smile.
Ian: I have chased after you for so long now Tash that I just want you to swallow my semen without a care in the world.

Tash: I will oblige but on the condition that you deliver it as The Butler, you stalking bastad.
by DJSwiss May 25, 2012
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Butler

A unit of measure indicating the amount of Cannabis required for one joint - a "spliffs-worth". Which is a term not unlike the name of a butler.

The phrase originated in Bristol in the U.K. and has now penetrated the vocabulary of much of the U.K.'s Cannabis-smoking population. There are some reports indicating the term may be being used in the U.S.A.
"Excuse mate, any chance of getting a butler off you?"
Q"How much weed have you got left?"
A"A couple of Butlers"
by No i'm the real Brian February 22, 2010
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Butlered

getting so intoxicated that one vomits on themself and proceeds to claiming they were thrown up on as an excuse.
Lets go out and get "Butlered" tonight!
by KU Soccer November 4, 2010
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Butler

Butler University is a small, private university located in Indianapolis, IN. Somewhat highly selective and has a very good reputation around Indiana. Great pharmacy program. Overall, pretty decent school.
by Jorge Martinez-Fredle January 1, 2012
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