bumsen

it actually is a german verb for "havin sex", "makin love"...
I as a german prep wouldn't say it, 'cause it's kinda chav word. better say "poppen" or just "sex haben" (havin sex)

Ich will sie bumsen! - I wanna fuck her!
Wir haben gebumst. - We had sex.

by Ma_Li March 2, 2007

Bumslaw

The accumulation of residue, in one's ass-crack, that appears after long periods of bodily neglect (read: poor hygeine). The residue is composed of various elements; the most common are: poop, ass pubes, accumulated sweat resin (aka: salt cream), hemroidal or vaginal medication residue, blood, lubricant, and fuzz from undergarments.

I went camping last week and didn't shower for 4 days. I had to scoop the Bumslaw from my crack with fpoon!

by Bumslaw August 25, 2009

Bumscardian King

Known famously as the "Barbarian King" in clash of clans. He is known for destroying his opponents by just glancing at their eye.

Bro my Bumscardian King is destroying this base right now!

by onate January 18, 2019

bumslut

n. inf(!) A hoor who specializes in backdoor delivery, and has become so familiar with Cadbury Lane olympics that she desires and eventually, REQUIRES, a daily dose of sodomy.

Priest: Do you, Terry, promise to turn this respectful, sweet and innocent young lady into a nasty, filthy, fusty, slimy, cummy, rotten, shitty, dirty, skanky, rancid, foul, putrid, fetid, horrible little bumslut?
Me: I do.
Priest: And do you, Germaine, promise to take a regular rectal rogering from your betrothed as and when he demands?
Bumslut: I do.
Priest: We now conclude the ceremony by explaining in graphic detail and diagram the foul, ungodly, unforgivable anal action which will tonight take place in Germaine's pink, pristine, virgin bumhole to her father.
Father: I might kill myself if you do that.
Me: Amen.

by Terry Deary August 28, 2006

bumshuffle

\ˈbəmˈshə-fəl\ (noun) - the exaggerated way a panhandler will walk at intersections in order to get more money from motorists through sympathy or amusement.

Crazy Bob's panhandling income increased 30 percent when he perfected the limp in his bumshuffle.

by akrazo September 20, 2011

BUMSHIT

when somebody(usually a bum) takes a shit in their pants, and wiggles the leg on the pants to let it out onto the ground..

i just saw that dude walking down the street take a bumshit!

by FRAKNESS February 23, 2009

Bums Rush

The act of a bar bouncer, security guard, or some authority figure forcibly removing a person (the "bum") from a location by twisting said person's arm behind his back and pushing the forearm skyward while rapidly pushing (rushing) the body toward an exit.

We gave that troublemaker the bums rush and never heard from him again.

by Russel Upsome July 18, 2005