vacume burnie

when a man sticks his penis in a running vacume, and it gets sucked up. the man then tries to pull it out but it is stuck so he has to turn of the vacume and crank it out leaving a burnt pink mark

hey bill hows your penis after that vacume burnie

by nick wehrle September 12, 2006

Burnie's

Burnette's vodka. If one lacks the funds to purchase a deliciuos Russian vodka like Smirnoff; Burnette's is a great altenative.

Yo, I got fucking pissed on Burnie's last night. I got three hookers, knocked over a 7/11, went home and fucked my wife, all on one pint.

by PauliePissyPants June 10, 2009

Lightning burnies

See "Hershey squirts"
Diahrrea that comes on you in a flash, is almost uncontrollable. And it burns on the way out.

Your mama's cooking gave me the lightning burnies!

by Brian April 15, 2003

Burnie530

Hide all sheep! This guy has a wierd fettish for them . Never ever EVER talk to him in person.

Lets find a site with some burnie530!

by ScaredSheep! October 18, 2008

burnie handers

When your partner slathers their hands in jalapeño juice and gives you a hand job.

Man, it was all going great until she hit me with a burnie handers.

by Mojojojo333 February 27, 2021

Burnies

When you shit so much it feels like fire coming out of your ass.

I had the burnies so bad I was afraid to wipe!!

by spasian June 30, 2008

Burnie

A person that gets wicked in the head by a child, rips open security doors and cries when asked to talk to an alpha male.

Damn that screen door is ripped and your hand can open the door... nah it just happens, it wasn't burnie.

by RockmanHammerhead October 26, 2017