Burlap Dancing

Burlap Dancing is combination of Burlesque Dancing and Lap Dancing whererin the customer is bundled in a Burlap Sack while a retro vintage go go strip tease is performed at a safe and respectable and classy distance in front of him.

Popularized in the 1940s and 50s after STD ridden soldiers returned home from the Far East and wanted safe and repressed hot stripper action.

Gunny Von Sachsen was a popular Burlap Dancer in Detroit and Chicago.

Burlap Dancing is known for a high rate of chafing.

by revsaintmichael May 26, 2010

Burlap Sister

A prostitute/whore.

I'm gonna make you my burlap sister!

by Yoshemo October 5, 2010

Burlap Boy

When A person has had many things up their but and has become very loose like a burlap sack it lets many things in.

You have had anal sex 20 times you must be a burlap boy.

by slayer3378 June 20, 2023

Burlap slap

When a woman tries to lock her legs around you during sex so you smack a her clit like a burlap sack of potato’s

This chick tried to trap when as I was about to nut so I had to burlap slap her.

by CooterCritter34 July 20, 2024

Burlap, burUlap, burlaP

Burlap, burUlap, burlaP

Burlap, burUlap, burlaP

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 21, 2025

ripping burlap

to fart, break wind, or other wise create a stink

Dude I ate a bunch of white castle and now i cant stop ripping burlap.

by HNDAKD February 27, 2010

Stack Burlap

The act of taking a poop in extra large volume. The plopping sound of logs has been described as "The sound of burlap bags stacking."

1. "Bro I'll be right back I gotta go stack burlap"

2. "I had to leave the bathroom cause the dude in the stall was stacking some major burlap and I couldn't stop laughing"

by DongsWithJobs August 10, 2023