An application of birch twigs to the bare posterior of a miscreant of misbehaving person. The goal of this is to provide an attitude correction. In past years the process was used by husbands to correct their wives, giving rise to old English "rule of thumb" that is you were not legally allowed to birch your wife with a stick that is larger in diameter than your thumb. Sort of counter productive anyway because the best birch branches to use are about 1/4" in diameter and freshly cut so as to be flexible and whippy. The process of birching often requires the woman to prepare her own birch.
In the case of submissive women receiving a birching often gives rise to strong sexual desires and a feeling of contentment and calm.
In the case of submissive women receiving a birching often gives rise to strong sexual desires and a feeling of contentment and calm.
Elly, I see you have exceeded the budget for your credit card this month. Go cut a switch for yourself and prepare yourself for a birching.
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the practice of chewing twigs; predating Islamic culture, chewing twigs was the only source for oral hygiene. This trend has died with the evolution of toothbrushes and toothpaste, but recent scientific research still regards chewing twigs at the same orally hygienic standard as the toothbrush.
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Get the butchington c-grove mug.Tying up your girlfriend to a tree with her hands behind her (so her breasts are facing away from the tree) and then whacking her breasts with thin twiggy birch branches. Very kinky.
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The reason for this is that Herne bay is a shithole so all the nasty cunts talk and lies get spread and your girlfriends mother sets police and things on you if you come too close to her daughter so instead you jump one stop on the train to birchington.
Nobody under the age of 75 lives in birchington so you are not likely to get caught by anyone you know.
The reason for this is that Herne bay is a shithole so all the nasty cunts talk and lies get spread and your girlfriends mother sets police and things on you if you come too close to her daughter so instead you jump one stop on the train to birchington.
Nobody under the age of 75 lives in birchington so you are not likely to get caught by anyone you know.
"Hey do you want to go to Birchington on sea?"
"What so we can continue our secret relationship and have sex in public toilets?"
"Yes thats exactly why"
"What so we can continue our secret relationship and have sex in public toilets?"
"Yes thats exactly why"
by That unwanted lesbian April 1, 2009
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A slightly more refined alternative to tidy darts, far more indicative of achieving a maximum (or three decent trebles at least).
A slightly more refined alternative to tidy darts, far more indicative of achieving a maximum (or three decent trebles at least).
Lee: "We could stick a few beers and something to eat on my company card, if you like."
Phil: "Good bunching."
Phil: "Good bunching."
by Rob Millis September 15, 2007
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