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Burch

1.bird shit

2. boobs, usually masculine

3. an asshole that laughs like a little pussy
1."god damnit, i got burch all over my windshield"
2."that's ahh... some nice burchies ya got there, fred"
3. what? hes an asshole
by analdigging March 27, 2009
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Burch

Eg. 'Burching it.'

When you fuck up so badly that you can't even begin to comprehend what you did wrong.
#1

Person 1 - 'Hey man, I heard your open relationship with your wife isn't working out and she's leaving you.'

Burch - 'Yeah, I guess she just couldn't handle coming home late every night.'

#2

Person 1 - 'So I hear that people don't really like your writing, they say it feels forced.'

Burch - 'Yeah, thanks.'
by adrgagadfg October 18, 2014
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tory burch

The famous double T LOGO a ballet shoes is Tory Burch's most famous products. It appearance is in the United States show "Gossip Girl". Founded in February 2004, so far, the Tory Burch products in the U.S. has, Europe, and Asia home independent boutiques, 50 stores toryburch websites, and global selection of the more than 500 stores and stores sold them.
tory burch, tory burch flats, tory burch outlet,tory burch boots, tory burch sandals
by angela flower December 10, 2011
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Brittany Burch

a girl who is obsessed with mustaches, curly hair, the Aryan race, English accents, football, and gay porn.
Ohhhhh guurrrrl. Thats Brittany Burch!
by Le_Mustache February 27, 2011
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burch out

A term most often used to indicate strong disappointment in a person, but lacking surprise. Encompasses a broad range of definitions including, but not limited to: leaving too early; making vague plans on a grand scale without any follow through; insisting they will call back and subsequently “forgetting”; building up going out at night then not drinking or smiling or talking; convincing someone else to travel long distances for a visit under false pretenses only to later leave said person with groups of people they do not know. Term may also be used to specify regularly arriving late everywhere, at all times.

May also be seen in the forms; burching out, burch out, burched out.
You are going to be six hours late to pick me up at the airport? Way to burch out again.

She totally burched out on that whole going to San Diego for Thanksgiving thing.
by subduedexcitement24 February 9, 2010
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Ms. Burch

Asshole of a teacher that gives homeroom seating for no apparent reason. Also known as Ms Bitch
Person 1:Did you hear Ms. Burch flipped her shit today?
Person 2: yeah. There's a reason why she's Ms Bitch
by MsBurchIsAnAsshole February 23, 2017
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braeden burch

the kindest human ever. anybody would be lucky to even know him. he knows how to make you happy. he’s the most perfect boy. when he says that he loves you, he means it. he would risk his life to save yours. braeden burch is an amazing human.
girl 1: who are you dating
bri: braeden burch!
by brizika July 19, 2018
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