buttmonkey queen

Somone who has a lot of "buttmonkeys" that try to copy him and thinks that the buttmonkey queen is all powerful super being that must be worshiped.

Buttmonkey queen: Hi all
Buttmonkey1: Ohh my gosh i love your new jacket you made... MAKE ME ONE TOO PLEEEZE!!
Buttmonkey queen: No.
Buttmonkey 2: ohh my gosh he issocooli want to be him.
Buttmonkey queen: No.
<this can continue endlessely with various topics>

by Lance Gates July 7, 2004

Barmonkey

A person that prepares and serves alcoholic beverages in restaurants, bars or nightclubs.

Where do you work now?

Oh, I'm a newly qualified barmonkey.

by thursdayschild August 11, 2010

bigmonkeyfan700

stupid twitter user who is actually somewhat hot

Jon Arbuckle: “wow its bigmonkeyfan700 on twitter!”

by penisman7000 November 9, 2020

bushmonkey

a woman of the unusually hairy variety, expecially in the "nether" regions. ex. Madonna in her Playboy pictures.

Hey, yo, weasel that bitch was such a bushmonkey that it would take me all day, a compass, and a brushhog to find her frog.

by Cinna January 5, 2005

BushMonkey

It's what you call someone after you push them into a bush or nearby shrub.

Jack: "Ah ha! BushMonkey!"
John: "ya bastard!"
Jack: "BUSH PUUUUUSH!"

by aibou July 1, 2011

bitmonkey

bitmonkey = in computer related slang, opposite the slang terms used for car mechanics or enthusiasts such as "grease monkey" and "gear head" vb

official title on business card: computer hardware warranty specialist

responsibilities of said position: hardware upgrades, building, troubleshooting, diagnostics, repair

personal interest: building "rigs" (rig, defined as the computer tower including internal components), "tweaking" or customizing (modding)

self proclaimed title: bitmonkey

by piklando August 3, 2007

buttmonkey

Widely used in descriptions of younger siblings.

My little brother is SUCH a BUTTMONKEY!!!!

by Who CARES?! September 20, 2006