Brodinger's Cunt

A cock experiment, sometimes described as a paradox, in which a semi erect penis is inserted in the direction of female genitalia, but for whatever reason it cannot be determined whether the penis has actually entered the vagina, or whether it is merely wedged between the purgatory that is the butt cheek - vagina junction. Until it is observed, the penetration is both occurring and not occurring at the same time, a state commonly referred to as cocktum superposition.

I was so drunk last night, I wasn't sure if it was in for five minutes! It was a real Brodinger's Cunt.

by TheeSpanishJ March 3, 2018

humdinger

A term used by yokels or rednecks to describe a good time, though if used in general conversation, the slap of rightousness may be employed to correct afore mentioned linguistic mistake.

gee ma, this sure is a humdinger of a meal

mate, this is is a humdinger of a party ... *SLAP groovy *SLAP ... ok what can i say *SLAP

by Gonk September 30, 2005

Bumbanger

Someone who enjoys anal penetration

Also, slang for unliked person (knob)

Gay porn: bunch of bumbangers.

by Huw Cake March 3, 2004

Humdinger

A woman with the capibility to throw her left breast over her right shoulder and squirt buttermilk into her anus.

Speaker 1: I hooked up with a humdinger last night.
Speaker 2: I know, you've told me eleven times.

by zoidberg1997 August 22, 2011

Bumslingers

Pants/trousers that are worn so low, they sit below the wearer's bottom.

I really wish my son wouldn't wear bumslingers, he looks fucking redonk.

by TheRealRaven April 13, 2011

brödinger

Someone who could either be a bro or chick, but you don't know till you sleep with them

Justin Beiber.... oh wait, its a chick.

Dude #1: Yo look at that weird ass chick doing the keg stand
Dude #2: Nah man, that's no chick!
Dude #1: Oh shit! Its a brödinger... I hope there's a live pussy in the box.

by BohredAsHell April 26, 2011

ho humdinger

Something that everyone except you seems to find awesome and/or hilarious. (A portmanteau of 'ho hum' and 'humdinger'.)

Brent: Have you seen Avatar? It's the best movie EVER!

Michelle: Yeah, that's what EVERYONE'S been saying, but I, personally, found it boring as hell. I think it's the biggest ho humdinger in history!

by neochronomo March 19, 2011