Bullshit 

1.A term that is used to described lies or untrue stuff.

2. A term used to describe stupid things people do.

1. Teacher: Carter you are up to read next

Carter: Bullshit!

2. Teacher: PUT A LIMIT TO YOUR BULLSHIT!

Bullshit by QuakeSplash26 January 6, 2020

bullshiting 

Not being truthful, procrastinating, not taking things serious. joking.

My fiance talks about getting married, but my fiance's actions is telling me otherwise. I believe my fiance is bullshiting.

bullshiting by Billy C. 14693273 May 26, 2018

bullshit master 

Someone who is such a fountain of bullshit that they become a master of the art of spewing that stuff around.

Our monkey boy President George W. Bush is the foremost bullshit master alive today.

bullshit master by jesster79 March 13, 2005

Don't bullshit a bullshitter 

The words of wisdom received when a person tries to deceive someone who is good at deceiving people.

So I told my dad "I drove your car to the party and was drinking, but my friend who wasn't drinking drove your car home." My dad said, "Son, I'm a used car salesman, Don't bullshit a bullshitter."

Don't bullshit a bullshitter by largestcockintheworld October 4, 2011

back on my bullshit 

def 1: "to be back on one's bullshit is to return to a state at which you were your truest and most vocal self with a renewed focus on authenticity and a decided lack of fucks given for others"

def 2: "it is the act or process of accepting your inevitable return to the self-defeating and impulsive behaviors that have historically hindered your self actualization but from which you cannot, and no longer desire to, escape."

Alright I had my time of sadness. Back on my bullshit let’s get it.

back on my bullshit by bria333 December 9, 2017

I call bullshit 

The act of calling bullshit: When one person says something that another person is not in agreement with, that second person may "call bullshit" on whatever the first person said. By doing this, they are expressing their disagreement with what the person said in a humorous and yet serious way.

Person1: "Of course I don't drink! I'm not 21 yet so that's illegal."

Me:" Umm sorry, but I call bullshit on that. I was with you last night at that frat party and you were far from the perfect little sober college student you're pretending to be right now."

I call bullshit by Fuckin' Bullshit April 7, 2011

Bullshitery 

The act of bullshitting on a massive scale

Bill Clinton immersed the world in his bullshitery regarding his relationship with his intern

Bullshitery by Kevin Coin September 6, 2007