Bullseye

When a perfectly rolled joint is placed into a bong or bowl vertically and marijuana is packed around the outside of the joint. The doobie is lit like a birthday candle, and when it is smoked far enough down, the marijuana that was packed around the sides becomes lit; causing an almost guaranteed, stoned, coughing experience.

Yo, lets pack a bullseye, i'm trying to get fucked up!

by Dr. 6IX, Ph.D. December 15, 2010

Bullseye

Next time you're on the couch with a girl in a skirt, go for the bullseye:

1. Pull back the bow string : pull her panties aside

2. Lay your arrow : insert penis

3. Fire away: fire away

and

BULLSEYE!

Ashley was wearing this hot sun dress on my couch, so I sat down, pull the string, laid my arrow, and fired away. BULLSEYE!

by Robert Tammer July 27, 2010

Bullseye

Arguably, one of the best camp breakfasts there is and yet also one of the simplest to make. A bullseye is made by removing the center of a piece of bread and putting it in a greased cast iron skillet on a grate over a campfire. Then, an egg is cracked and dropped in the hole in the bread (hence the name bullseye). Finally, cheese and/or ham is placed on it and it's allowed to cook, flipping as necessary. However, pepperoni (or ronies) can also be used in place of the ham or it can be eaten plain.

Can I have a bullseye, ham and possibly ronies
Tell me Kathryn, do you want your eggs cooked up sunny side
I want to sleep
Don't you dare close your eyes!!!

by The_Hawk August 08, 2009

Bullseye

When you cum in someone's eye causing a burning sensation and a very red eye

Ya I bullseye that bitch she couldn't see out off that eye for an hour.

by JayDeestyles January 25, 2018

Texas Bullseye

To shoot someone or a hunted animal up the ass. The Texas "star" being a euphemism for the anus.

For his major foul up, his punishment was buckwheat. After he took a .38 slug up the rear, he was conscious for the whole 45 minutes it took him to bleed out.

Sensing my presence, the deer turn and ran. So I scored me a Texas bullseye! YEEE HAAAW!!!

by Eddy May 04, 2007

bullseye splashback

The occurance of splashback during a number 2 that is so accurate, it returns straight back to the point of origin inside the anus. Can be greated with a sly smile of self satisfaction.

Guy in first cubicle: (PLOP) Hehe..

Guy in second cubicle: (In envy) Bullseye splashback...

by Willllll t March 24, 2008

Covid bullseye

Slang for a person with most or all of the risk factors to be tapped by the stealthy Coronavirus.

Well shit, I’m old and my health is fucked, so I guess I’m a perfect Covid bullseye!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 30, 2020