Bullhockey 

Originating in the Banbury area, this word handily combines bullshit, poppycock and hogwash into one handy exclamation which is suitable for any occasion and all company.

Tiders: I invented the Glasgow Tri Gay-Rape
Zeb: BULLHOCKEY!

Bullhockey by Mr B. Hockey October 4, 2009

bullhonkey 

When something is unfair and uncool.

Jake: "DUDE, you know that chick we picked up at the party?"

Cory: "Yeah, man, she was damn finee."

Jake: "...Turns out she's a dude..."

Cory: "AHH, THAT'S BULLHONKEY!"

bullhonkey by JWest and KelseyKatastrophe. October 16, 2008

Bullcuse

Giving bullshit excuses, which you know are bullshit, but it gives you the excuse to do something you know is dangerous, illogical and is basically an addiction.

e.g. "I'm not addicted to smoking, I just smoke because I like the taste, it makes my conversation better, I like it".

"Are you for real? That is total Bullcuse"

or... "I don't like healthy food, it gives me diarrhoea and a level of bloating and trapped wind I don't think I have experienced before. After eating healthy food I have to force myself to have some oven baked pizza for dinner as I really couldn't stomach anything."

"Are you for real? That is total Bullcuse"

Bullcuse by Huel July 14, 2016

butthouse 

Background tech-house muzak. DJ friendly 8 minute long glorified metronomes. The essential sound of the dream abandoning yupster returning to the suburbs. Enthusiasts of the genre consume copious amounts of ketamine and GHB while jerking off thin air behind conspicuously placed Pioneer CDJs.

Alice: Anything going on tonight?
Bob: Nah, just that rooftop thing butthouse in Fishtown.

Rick: I love this laid back techy yet housy vibe!
Sara: Didn't know you were into butthouse...

butthouse by arbitrationlawyer July 23, 2017

bellhouse 

pink taco, tuna cave, furry monkey, panty hamster, skin chimney, gash, hoohaa, love mitten, soggy canoe.

Betty's bellhouse must be lonely, she's been all cunty lately.

bellhouse by stantastic September 8, 2008

bellhouse flange

Part of a car, but can also be used to describe a woman's sexual organ.

Bloke: Has my car past its MoT?
Mechanic: No, it needs a new Bellhouse Flange.
Bloke: Bugger.

Bloke: Hey darling, can I fill your Bellhouse Flange up with my Pork Sword?
Bird: OK I suppose so...

bellhouse flange by pete_ September 27, 2006

Ballmouse 

The adjective "Ballmouse" originated in Hull University halls of accomodation. During a LAN gaming session, a particular player would often be disadvantaged in the game by their use of a wireless ball mouse - (as opposed to a corded optical mouse)

During a game of Counter-Strike for example, a player may screw up their aim, miss, and get a pummeling from another player. One of the other players then yells "BALLMOUSE!" very loudly within earshot of the player that messed up - and raucous laughter ensues.

The word has since evolved such that it may be called out a someone being self-detrimentally stupid or proving their idiocy to themselves through their ill thought out actions.

Ballmouse by Nu 0wn3r5h1p April 18, 2005