Ballmouse 

The adjective "Ballmouse" originated in Hull University halls of accomodation. During a LAN gaming session, a particular player would often be disadvantaged in the game by their use of a wireless ball mouse - (as opposed to a corded optical mouse)

During a game of Counter-Strike for example, a player may screw up their aim, miss, and get a pummeling from another player. One of the other players then yells "BALLMOUSE!" very loudly within earshot of the player that messed up - and raucous laughter ensues.

The word has since evolved such that it may be called out a someone being self-detrimentally stupid or proving their idiocy to themselves through their ill thought out actions.

Ballmouse by Nu 0wn3r5h1p April 18, 2005

Ballnose 

When a person (man or women) places their nose between the two testicles of the scrotum sack and proceeds to nestle with them. A back and forth motion is preferred, however, some have advanced to circular motions or just plain improvisation. Heed this warning, if the ballnose is executed with a large, fruitful mustache, it will tickle.

Person 1: Who would you rather be ballnosed by; Mary or Craig?

Person 2: Probably Craig because his mustache would tickle.

Ballnose by Deelan Lawng December 18, 2009

ballnoise 

The noise one's balls make during sexual intercourse as they slap against the body of the "penis-receiver."

OHHH! Who am I? While I receive your penis, your ballnoise is icing on the cake of my ears!!

B: So...I moan on the "off-beats?"
A: Yeah, because my ballnoise will fall on the on-beats, and I want to hear it this time!

Was that ballnoise I heard in your room last night, young lady?

ballnoise by The Charles October 31, 2003

Ballmouth 

The unique taste that lingers in your mouth long after you've had someone's sweaty salty nuts in it.

I still have ballmouth, even after brushing my teeth repeatedly.

Ballmouth by Rudie's girl April 22, 2009

Pull a badmouse 

When an anarcho-capitalist suddenly converts to a far-left ideology, often anarcho-communism.

Anarcho-Capitalist; "Hey dude, will you join our capitalist discord server?"

Anarcho-Communist; "Sorry man, but I don't like capitalism anymore, I might go and pull a badmouse"
Anarcho-Capitalist; "TRAITOR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HELICOPTER RIDE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

Pull a badmouse by Buzberry September 21, 2017

bullmoose

A drinking game that Bullmoose is called when someone is holding a beer with their dominant hand. The "victim" must then down their beer.

"Bullmoose Benny! Drink up!"

bullmoose by Jesse Hoisington February 20, 2007

Balloush

Balloush is the epitome of any language. It is black and white. It is nothing and everything. It is whatever you want it to be. But you can not assign to balloush a permanent definition, only a contextual one.

Yesterday I balloushed myself out of a bad situation.

Balloush by Donkeyze May 26, 2017