bumtingle

1. a new and updadted version of bumting
2. when you get a itch (or tingle) in yo bum

1. wow that booty is real bumtingle
2. god i got a well bad bumtingle right now

by spanksy February 7, 2005

bumfinger salsa

The culinary result of throwing a party, making a special salsa, then bums wander in off the street to dip fingers in said salsa, lick them clean, and submerge them again for an extra licking. More deplorable than double dipping, it is truly an unfortunate creation.

Stephanie: Frank, you're not eating that leftover salsa, are you? Bums were dipping their fingers in it!

Frank: You mean I ingested... bumfinger salsa? (vomits)

by mrbufo May 2, 2006

bumfungle

To mess up completely, without being able to fix.

Clusterfuck, for 6 year olds.

There's thousands of puppy dogs in my house, what the hell am I going to do about this bumfungle!

by Bullshit@rtist November 2, 2009

Bumfungle

n.

1. A chaotic mess, or general confusion. Cf clusterfuck, shamozzle, SNAFU

2. A mildly pejorative term for a person prone to foolishness or mistakes.

v.

3. To bamboozle or confuse.

1. "The prior administrations's bumfungle has not nearly run it's course."

"This was a bumfungle from the beginning."

2. "What bumfungle decided that this was a good idea?"

"John, you bumfungle!"

3. "You just bumfungle me on your reasoning."

by P75 November 2, 2009

blinglefaggot.

someone ugly, annoying human, as such

and whom doesn't desevre what they have ..
and should be a slave to the human race

also, a whore monger.
who is unfit to be holly's friend.

to daniella,
-fromhollyhomoface. (L)

daniella's a blinglefaggot.

by lesbit September 25, 2010

Bumfinger

The reclassification of a human finger/owner of the finger following a skin graft taken from the buttocks of the individual in question. Usually but not exclusively as the result of an accident. To be uttered to the tune of "Goldfinger".

A: "Oh no, he cut off the tip of his finger, he might have to have a skin graft"

B: "Don't they usually take the skin from your arse?"

A: "what and have a bumfinger? ...

B: "BUUUUMFINGGEEEER"

by Dr. Stofadopalous May 3, 2011

blingLESS

to show no sign(s) of wealth or bling openly but rather possess it in more understated and/or substantial form(s)

Dressed in shorts and sandals, only a keen eye would have noticed the understated $50,000 rolex on his wrist. No one would have known that he owned the Bentley parked outside and the bar we were in. He truly was blingLESS.

by blingLESS October 11, 2008