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glossy burito

A condom over a fat burrito that you insert into the anus or the vagina.
Omg I hade sex with Brittany last night.

Oh that's cool man I did a glossy burito with Stacey this morning.
by E.N.Z. April 18, 2018
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burito

1. A tasty (dirty) mexican wrap filled with loads of goodies
2. a sex position
3. an insult
1. "Damn that burito was fine!"
2. WHen one is sandwiched between 4 people, one in the front (penis in vag) one in the back (penis in anus) and one on either side for comfort
3. "Hey man, dont listen to that burito, he dont know what he is talking about"
by Geraldo Mc Fardo May 7, 2008
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Bugeto

Someone with a lardy hand and a nice succulent juicy joice. Her laugh is very unique and sometimes sounds like a dying seal. She loves big hands and of course has one or her own. Hers is unlike anyone else’s bc it’s just so juicy. I luv it. She has good af1s that look wack but she say she likes them.
Bugeto is soooooo juicy
by Thehandeater December 25, 2019
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neato burito's

"hey man, this shit whack"
"neato burito"
by Morgan June 22, 2004
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herny bubitos

Term used for small but still good looking boobs
Man, for a short girl she has some nice herny bubitos.
by B0dizzy May 20, 2005
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cheesy double beef burito

an 89 cent burito at taco bell that is like crack wrapped in a tortilla
A:"Have you tried Taco Bell's new cheesy double beef burito?"
B:"You mean the tex-mex version of crack?"
by acoustaking February 19, 2009
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Bugilorian

A very sneaky creature whos original habitat was the vast jungle of the Amazon. They were brought here somewhere around the 1900s when foolish scientists where experimenting with genetics. The Bugilorian's main source of food is the Whovillian. The Bugilorian would seek out and unsuspecting whovillian and eat them from the hind quarters leaving what is known as a Who. These creatures lack any form of intelect and are easily manipulated.
A Bugilorian attack occured yesterday and the day before that.
by Beardemphl April 21, 2007
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