Buffin the Muffin

While there are tons of endearing terms for male masturbation, why are there so few for female masturbation? It's time we bring Buffin the Muffin into mainstream lingo for the ladies.

While he was choking the chicken, she was buffin the muffin.

by NatraLee February 17, 2015

Junk Buffing

A junk buffing is a very good and satisfying hand-job.

"If he came on my show i'd give him such a good junk buffing he wouldn't need an Argentine mistress"

by Dazeses July 17, 2009

Taint Buffing

Getting a pat down in the groin region by: Security, Secret Service, or TSA

I hate security lines, i don't want to take off my shoes for some Taint Buffing

by Maxie Gee November 6, 2010

buffin' the muffin

Female masturbation.

I caught Laurel buffin' the muffin in the washroom today! It was nasty!

by Jyynx September 20, 2008

Buffing blue

Auto-erotic asphyxiation slang term

I almost died last night buffing blue.

by Extremeatheist August 20, 2013

Buffin' the Muffin

The female act of masturbation.

Laurel is always at home, buffin' the muffin after work.

by Jyynx September 21, 2008

Muffin Buffin

The act of buffin' the female muffin, most often in reference to a chick whose muffin you should not be buffin. Though, not always. Buffin' should have an apostrophe to signify the absence of the letter G.
Having sex and reaching climax, with a chick.
Polishing the poonanny.
Could also refer to cunnilingus.
Cannot in any way refer to sex between gay men, as they have no muffin to buff.
Can refer to lesbian sex, as they are both well-stocked.

Holy shit! I just saw two chicks neck-deep, muffin buffin' each other!
It's easy for a girl to determine you've been muffin buffin' with somebody when you give her VD for Valentine's Day.

by Venus, The Last N.A.P. February 15, 2009