"Burying the Gnome": The insertion (Burying) of a single testicle in either the front yard (vagina) or back yard (ass) of a woman, by grasping one nut in your hand, so that there is no loose skin around it, and forcing it into the chosen orifice. (Lube may be necessary)

Ron met Lisa at a Barry Manilow concert, and within thirty minutes, he was Burying the Gnome in her back yard, behind the Port O' Potties.

Burying the Gnome by J and Chuck January 11, 2009

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Buying Frozen Peas

Coded phrase for: "Getting a vasectomy" since part of the post-operative instructions suggest you place a bag of frozen peas on the sight of the incision for the first few days in order to reduce swelling.

We've decided not to have any more kids, so I'm seriously considering buying frozen peas.

Buying Frozen Peas by Tagz January 19, 2011

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Buying Textbooks

(adjective) {bahy-iung/tekst-books}
A sadistict torture ritual performed by most colleges and universities upon students. After paying a fortune in money they dont have for tutition, students are required to shell out more for "required reading material" they will never touch because they have the internet. The act of purchasing these books is easily comparible to smacking ones-self in the face with a brick. buying them offline is a know way to ease the pain of buying textbooks, but its still a pain in the a**.

Person 1: "what are you doing"
Person 2: "buying textbooks for school"
Person 1: "use amazon, and heres a brick- it might make things less painful"

Buying Textbooks by Vanderhouvvven January 16, 2011

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Burying the Burrito

The spicy love-making that ensues after the consumption of cocktails, more specifically a mojito.

Burying the Burrito is most commonly heard in the following way " You can bury your burrito if you buy me a mojito"

Burying the Burrito by DragonWaxer October 8, 2013

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