Saint Martin Anthony Buchanan

When you wake up and hear the baboons, chimps, and gorillas eeking, then realize that you are in the Saint Martin Anthony Buchanan's neighborhood.

Rasta Shaq JC sounded like a full on rapper in front of Saint Martin Anthony Buchanan's hood fortress at 353 Mercy Street, Philadelphia PA 19148

by Drengr June 26, 2023

James Buchanan

The 15th president of the United States of America. He was mostly known for creating gravity, WiFi and wawa. It was also rumored that he did 9/11. He participates in gains at planet fitness with Asher.

No one’s cooler then James Buchanan, except Chris Packer!

by ryansucksoffslimshady February 7, 2020

voting for buchanan

Masturbating. After James Buchanan, Jr., America's only bachelor president.

Mom to College Age Son Still Living at Home: "Son, are you supporting Obama or McCain?"
Son: "Neither, Mama. I'm voting for Buchanan this year. Like last year, and next year."
Mom: "Oh honey, you're so well informed!"
Son: "Well, I'm going up to my room. Don't call me for dinner, either."
Mom: "Perhaps I'll be voting for Buchanan, too!"
Son: "Whatever."

by Jack Mehoff, II August 10, 2008

Pat Buchanan

Guy who once said that the US should take over parts of Canada to get more white citizens. Quit the Republican Party in 2000, GW Bush got down on his knees and asked him real nicely to stay.

Patrick J Buchanan, commander in chief of the Buchanan Brigades.

by aleks June 10, 2004

Buchanan

to accidentally cum in your own mouth while being jerked off or while jerking yourself off

I was having a pretty good day until I buchananed myself and threw up.

by Deeaz October 18, 2010

James Buchanan

The worst president in American history, bar none. Yes, worse than him. And him. And him.

James Buchanan's presidency was a dumpster fire that no president should ever be able to top.

by bruh17777 May 5, 2021

The Buchanan

Eating a sandwich while having sex with a girl.

"Dude, I just did the Buchanan this chick and a meatball sub!"

by Scolo :) January 22, 2009