anal bruising

The term a ho uses to discribe how her ass feels after having butt sex

I took a real ANAL BRUISING last night from Tom.

by Cpt. Stupid November 4, 2008

cruising for a bruising

when you want to punch someone

jenny is getting on my nerves, he's cruising for a bruising

by haylielbroad January 17, 2018

Bruning

The act of lying on one's back, flat on the ground or flat surface, facing up and looking at the sky, arms and legs wide open.

Best done with well known monuments visible behind the subject, when posing for the picture. Best results are obtained when the subject is slightly tilted sideways as seen from the camera position.

Not to be confused with planking, in which the subject is facing down. Bruning is sometimes (incorrectly) referred as brunning.

"We found him bruning with the monument behind him, posing for the picture"

by nosuchuser May 9, 2013

Brunson

A massive shit that one has to take mid-afternoon. It was named after a co-worker who would always disappear for 20-30 minutes around 2 pm everyday.

Oh shit, I have a brunson brewing.

I've got to go take a brunson.

What a massive brunson I just took.

by Super esoteric August 3, 2008

Brunliner

A (close enough) portmanteau of the words breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
When you have woken up really fucking late and decide to eat one meal that constitutes every meal of the day, breakfast, lunch, and dinner, combined.

So I woke up really fucking late, probably gonna go down, eat some brunliner and finish studying all night.

by M3RLYN January 11, 2021

belly bruisin

When a girl is giving you head in a car and you are about to ejaculate you pull up the e brake and hit her in the stomach

I gave her a good belly bruisin last night.

by shneed May 25, 2015

Bruninner

A meal that replaces, breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Damn, I was so busy at work that I only had time to eat once all day. That was quite the tasty bruninner.

by Urban Hermit Man November 1, 2011