Definitions by shneed

Alaskan Throat Punch

When you put your wiener in a bucket of ice, then you pull it out and shove it in a girl's throat

I gave my girl an Alaskan Throat Punch last night.

Merch

When a girl is giving you head in a car and you are about to ejaculate you pull up the e brake and hit her in the stomach

I gave her a good belly bruisin last night.

Merch