Dark-haired female. Male version is brunet. Is falsely believed to be smarter than blondes or blonds for guys. There are dumb brunettes just like there are dumb blondes and smart brunettes just like there are smart blondes. And redheads too. And greenheads and blueheads.
by Beautiful Brunette July 10, 2006
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by JanManSan04 April 23, 2018
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by Skylar Rein May 18, 2018
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by CBRUUKS November 4, 2011
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I was talking to this Brazilian woman last night, not as pretty as my ex, but bursting with brunettitude.
by 818-adjacent April 5, 2008
Get the brunettitude mug.A brunette is someone with brown hair. Usually a girl. Being brunette does NOT make you ugly, annoying, dumb, jealous or whatever anyone makes up. Judging by most of these deffinitions, the blondes are insecure, attacking brunettes like that. But who really cares? Everyone who thinks one hair color is better is an idiot. Blondes started it, angry at the fact they are called dumb and hot(that one is not an insult people)they began calling brunettes ugly, dull, annoying, and totally horrible. Blondes began to make the outrageous claim in which they say "blondes have more fun" to which brunettes simply replied with "brunettes have more fun" sadly many people still think that blondes are hotter or better and brunettes basically get screwed in life. The truth is hair color dictates nothing about who you are or how you look. Blondes are NOT dumb or annoying or slutty or whatever. Brunettes are NOT annoying or jealous or dull or ugly. Basically, don't judge people by hair color.
person1: Hey, she has brown hair
person2: Yes, she's a brunette.
person1: Does they mean she is any less than a blonde?
person2: No.
person1: Does that mean blondes are less than her?
person2: No.
person1: So it just means she has brown hair?
person2: Yup.
person1: Oh.
person2: Yes, she's a brunette.
person1: Does they mean she is any less than a blonde?
person2: No.
person1: Does that mean blondes are less than her?
person2: No.
person1: So it just means she has brown hair?
person2: Yup.
person1: Oh.
by i speak truth August 25, 2006
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Listen son, I think you're old enough now to find out about how you were brought into this world. Well...it all started with a little game called brunette roulette.
by electrickoolaid6 September 30, 2010
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