BROSKIEBIES
BROSKIEBIES by hehe-CEO December 26, 2020
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Brewskies
A most delightful drink, typically manufactured by Motts, distributed by local grocery stores nationwide. To the confusion of close buddies when you say "hey want a brewskie?" And they receive an apple juice, it's a simple way of letting them know you don't drink that often.
Bro 1: Bruh, toss me a couple brewskies, yuh?
Bro 2: #$wagalicious man, brewskies comin' yo way
Eric: The hell are you guys talking about that's apple juice
Bros 1 & 2: fck off m8
Bro 2: #$wagalicious man, brewskies comin' yo way
Eric: The hell are you guys talking about that's apple juice
Bros 1 & 2: fck off m8
Brewskies by DomeTheory May 11, 2017
Broskie
A group of 3 or more Ass holes who think they are bros. Do everything just to be cool, and are fucking pricks to girls, yet people like them.
Broskie 1: Lets rage boii
Broskie 2: Fuck yeah! But first lets tell that girl shes a whore so she'll suck us.
Broskie 1 & 3: Yee!
Broskie 2: Fuck yeah! But first lets tell that girl shes a whore so she'll suck us.
Broskie 1 & 3: Yee!
Broskie by SeanCallow December 20, 2010
broskie
Someone who has seven girlfriends and counting, a.k.a. Big Poppa/ Big P. and is a HUGE fan of motivational posters. A guy who does completely random stuff that is completely hilarious!
Woah, that broskie has another girlfriend today!
Did you that broskies picture? Which one? Oh, the banana hamock one.
Did you that broskies picture? Which one? Oh, the banana hamock one.
Blowskies
A blowjob. Used to refer to as more of a gift or favor instead of a simple sexual act. Also means the general act of getting head.
Broskiette
The female version of Broski, so all the cool female-skis can join the males and non-binaries in being totally bro-tastic. Here's the new and improved Broski and Broskiette bible; the bro-ble!
THE BROSKI CREED!
As Broskis and Broskiettes, we pledge our allegiance to one another. Through the brightest days and the darkest nights, we shall walk together. In sickness and in health, we shall party hard. All Broskis and Broskiettes are made equal and shall be treated as such.
This is the code of the Broskis.
THE LAWS!
1. No Broski shall be denied broskiship under any circumstances including race, gender, sexuality, or religion. Those being persecuted of discrimination shall be faced with permanent removal from the Broski community.
5. The only time when wearing girl's clothing is acceptable is... ALWAYS! Here at broski, we combat our toxic masculinity by respecting women and working to feel secure in our gender identity.
6. A Broski should never hook up with another Broski's s/o. If the accused Broski is found out, then the accusing Broski has the right to call him into the ring for 10 rounds of hacky-sack.
11. Broskis may not shame anyone of any gender for crying or expressing their feelings. Here at Broski, we support each other. If a Broski is upset, it falls upon all other broskis to make them feel better.
21. Broski's DO NOT say "legit". Any broski who is caught saying "legit" will face indefinite suspension.
22. Snitches get stitches.
THE BROSKI CREED!
As Broskis and Broskiettes, we pledge our allegiance to one another. Through the brightest days and the darkest nights, we shall walk together. In sickness and in health, we shall party hard. All Broskis and Broskiettes are made equal and shall be treated as such.
This is the code of the Broskis.
THE LAWS!
1. No Broski shall be denied broskiship under any circumstances including race, gender, sexuality, or religion. Those being persecuted of discrimination shall be faced with permanent removal from the Broski community.
5. The only time when wearing girl's clothing is acceptable is... ALWAYS! Here at broski, we combat our toxic masculinity by respecting women and working to feel secure in our gender identity.
6. A Broski should never hook up with another Broski's s/o. If the accused Broski is found out, then the accusing Broski has the right to call him into the ring for 10 rounds of hacky-sack.
11. Broskis may not shame anyone of any gender for crying or expressing their feelings. Here at Broski, we support each other. If a Broski is upset, it falls upon all other broskis to make them feel better.
21. Broski's DO NOT say "legit". Any broski who is caught saying "legit" will face indefinite suspension.
22. Snitches get stitches.
Broskiette Sophia: "Hey fellow Broski! Have you been respecting people today?"
Broski Tristan: : "Absolutely Broskiette! Have you been reading your bro-ble?"
Broskiette Sophia: "Every day, Broski!"
Broski Tristan: : "Absolutely Broskiette! Have you been reading your bro-ble?"
Broskiette Sophia: "Every day, Broski!"
Broskiette by No Capes October 15, 2020