browntown

A social event that is completely chaotic and disorganized, where all the surprises are bad, typical of many South Asian cultural and social events.

Nobody knew where the bride or groom were, and none of their friends or family were there to help. This Deshi wedding was completely browntown.

I helped set up my friend's food stall at the Bangladeshi event, but the organizers invited a catering company that was giving their food away for free! Totally browntown.

I wish I knew that the browntown organizers would keep everyone sitting in their seat for four hours until Habib (the singer) showed up. Then I would have known the $70 tickets were a scam!

by fannagoganna February 21, 2015

Browntown

When the nug has been overly mixed with bacci and turns the mull more brown and less green. Usually a browntown ratio is a minimum of a 30:70 to bacci.

Common slang in NZ
@Shmustie

“Yo are you chopping up a mull?”
“Nyoo gheee”

“Don’t make it too browntown tho”
“There’s no such thing as “too brown” bro”
“Aldae, lets go snap some brims”

by mr mux July 18, 2018

Browntown

When you pick your ass and sniff it you will be called brown town

Ah Ronan your a browntown

by Analator 696969 May 29, 2019

Browntown

Blandford, a place in Dorset

I’m in browntown

by Special_child July 23, 2019

Browntown Showdown

A heated battle of sorts between two males when a resolution is unattainable. The Browntown Showdown is a modern play on the classic event, the "Tug-of-War". The two parties involved take a rope (twine for the frail and anally incompetent) preferably a half-inch in diameter. The rope is to be knotted on both ends and then inserted into the anal cavities of the aforementioned. Both men then must clench their assly muscles and take steps away from each other, the first party to release the rope is the loser.

(A ropesmith is preferred and must regulate/monitor the proceedings)

no-homo is not necessary, but may help in further explanations to others

"My teacher said the answer was X = 3, I disagree; it's time for a Browntown Showdown."

by bilky koors August 19, 2009

Browntown Triple

Anal sex with three different partners in one night.

I had a couple of friends over and we introduced Rachel to the browntown triple.

Sergio’s first visit to the bathhouse resulted in a browntown triple.

by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018

Browntown Express

When someone drops a steaming turd in a subway seat, and the train ends up going all the way to the end of the line with the log just sitting there.

"Man, who dropped that browntown express over there?" It's going to end up in Yonkers!

by Rhainman September 6, 2013