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brownout

1. When the lights go out quickly and come back on. Also may reboot computers.

2. When your girlfriend smacks you across the dome.
Shit, that brownout disconnected my Counter Strike game

That bitch brownout my eye
by Bud Wise May 20, 2004
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Brothmouth

Name given to Irish Immigrants in 19th century Glasgow(mainly Catholic),because when they went to get their daily meal from the soup kitchens,Scotch Broth was usually the served meal.Being generally of low genetic stock and having bigger bottom lips than normal humans,the broth tended to dribble down their chins,hence the name Brothmouth.
Gauney gie the brothmouth a bloody hankie tae wipe his mooth with
by KevanBarry June 13, 2006
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Brainmouth

A condition found in animals from the planet earth(primarily humans)in which the animal loses the ability to NOT speak every single word they are thinking. The verbal words are spoken about 1/trillionth of a second (actually faster than the speed of light) after the thought of the words in the brain itself.
Dad walking down street with 3 year old daughter bump into an extremely overweight acquaintance of dad's.

Dad:"Hi Lyndon."
Lyndon: "Hi Chuck."
Gracie(3-year-old daughter poking finger into Lyndon's large soft belly):"Mr. YOU have a FAT tummy!"

Gracie would at least momentarily be experiencing "Brainmouth".
by Squarezup November 3, 2008
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Brownout

When your bowels explosively evacuate themselves with much fanfare.
"Aw man, dude. Last night was crazy. Joey had a massive brownout."
"What's a brownout?"
"It's when your bowels explosively evacuate themselves with much fanfare."
by Pipples October 29, 2012
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Rolling Brownout

When your banging a girl from on top, and get off and proceed to jerk as if to nut on her face, when your quickly turn around, and surprise her with poop instead!
I did a rolling brownout! "How?" While banging your little sister, she thought I was about to finish, I hopped over to her face, and when she shut her eyes SPLAT!... crapped all over her face.
by Pinacle_of_Knowledge February 27, 2009
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Browntooth

When you hve a friend that constantly has a Bluetooth headset in his ear, wait until he falls asleep, remove the headset, and drop a nice firm turd along his ear. Then go to another room and call his cell. There ya have it: Browntooth at work.
If Fayed doesn't remove that damn bluetooth earpiece soon, I'm gonna give him a Browntooth when he takes his disco nap.
by elhelmete October 18, 2008
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brownout

When you shit yourself at work and wife has to bring you u
New underwear
Jeremy had a brownout the other day and had to go home
by aj612345 January 26, 2010
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