brown-eyed sandwich

A brown-eyed sandwich is performed when a man titty-fucks a woman, backwards however, and the girl eats out the man's asshole.

I could go for a brown-eyed sandwich right now. I just enema'd!

by the poop doctor September 26, 2007

brown eyed susan

When you perform oral sex on someone and get poop on the tip of your nose.

Hey, looks like you got a brown eyed susan last night. You've got shit on your nose!

by toic June 20, 2009

brown eyed winks

1.when doing a girl doggystyle , if you look at her anus it will wink at you
2.reference to a sexual act

Hey Jay what did you do last night?
Oh not much I was out with Mary catching some brown eyed winks.

by TheGuy March 9, 2003

Brown Eyed Girl

-Noun-

1) An act in which a heterosexual couple performs anal sex. Afterward, the male wipes his feces-covered penis over the eyes of his partner. Hence, the term "brown eyed."

2) A girl who has recently experienced the "Brown eyed girl."

-My boyfriend gave me the brown eyed girl, so I couldn't see while crossing the street.

-I gave her the brown eyed girl, because I couldn't find any toilet paper.

-Some people call the brown eyed girl an art medium, but experts argue that it is merely a method of genital hygiene.

by Wheaties_ftw March 16, 2010

Brown-eyed Sam

A sexual act where a person takes a shit, doesn't wipe, then has their partner butt-fuck them

"Dude, I heard John in sales and his wife did the Brown-eyed Sam."

by DongDonger42069 May 16, 2023

The Brown Eyed Ringer

The act of placing your wedding ring inside the vagina while having anal sex.

I can't wait to get married and give her the brown eyed ringer on our honeymoon.

by JTCK December 3, 2017

Brown Eyed Winker

The act of spreading your cheeks and pinching your asshole while mooning someone. If done correctly, this looks like a winking brown eye to the observer.

Yeah, a regular mooning just wouldn't do it, so Tubey gave that bitch a brown eyed winker.

by Tubey April 14, 2010