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Brosling

Short term 4 blocking some 1's hustle......
Brosler- is being a hustle blocker........
Stoping a gud plan from working
Ricky: Jamie throw me a starburst
Jamie: Hell no
Ricky: Come on man Jamie u kno im ya boy I'll do anything for you.
Jamie: ok then
(starts to hand Ricky the starburst)
Paul: Hey Jamie can i have 1 too, I've been ya boy 4 the longest now.
Jamie: Oh hell NO! aint no way im giving both a yall, forget that.
(walks away and niether of them get a starburst)

Ricky: Paul why the hell you always brosling, i almost had dat starburst but u had to come mess everything up dumb ass
or

Vicky: Damn dis class is boring when do we get out?
Sasha: 2:15 n it onli 1:30
Vicky: WTF! im not stayin in dis class no longer
(raises hand for teacher to answer her)

Teacher:yes Veronica
Vicky: Umm i have to go and print out some important pages to give the principal, can i be excused
Teacher:Go ahead
Sam: Hey you told the teacher before this you had to do the same thing, and plus the principals not here
Teacher: really sam? Veronica! get back in this class...
Vicky: SHOOT! Sam why da hell u always gatta be a brosler, i was home free u stupid Bi-otch
by ressey April 10, 2008
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crosplaining

the explanation of behavior, generally deemed unacceptable in Western countries, by a Croatian typically from Croatia, to an expat, member of the diaspora, or a tourist, in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing.
Expat #1: "I waited two hours at MUP (Croatia Police) for my number to get called. Even though I brought all of the required supporting documents for my temporary residency, which are listed on their website; the woman at the counter rudely told me I was missing x, y and z. Now I have to make a another trip. What a waste of time!"

Croatian: "Welcome to Croatia! The woman at the counter probably has a terrible boss and doesn't get paid very much. Therefore, she is unhappy and does not care about doing a good job. I'm not excusing her behavior - just trying to explain to you that this is how it is in Croatia."

LATER:

Expat #1: "I wasted two hours at MUP today only to find out that I didn't have everything I needed for my temporary residency. This would never happen in the US! Can you imagine?

Expat #2: It sure wouldn't! How does this country even operate? How many people actually get what they need at MUP on the first try? Nobody!

Expat #1: And then (Croatian) was crosplaining to me that the woman at the counter was rude because she is unhappy at her job!
by Nikola88 March 24, 2021
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Barsplain

L.p. When you have to explain basic bar ettiquete and recipes to drunk sixty year olds who revert to toddler status after one vodka soda
I had to barsplain why a gin and coke doesn't go together
by Gender_theft April 6, 2022
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Botsplaining

When an AI chatbot confidently gives wrong information
The chatbot is botsplaining again
by rtd123 December 8, 2022
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Brownsplaining

Any South Asian trying to explain to another South Asian a fundamental term/concept which they already know, but Person #1 mistakenly assumes that they aren't aware of.
This FOB totally tried Brownsplaining me what a Rasgulla is, assuming I'm not Desi because of my name after I posted a picture on Twitter of what I'd served a friend for dessert. He actually said, "That's not rosgulla for sure. Rosagullas are white little balls dripped in sugar syrup" like I had no idea what they were.
by MonsoonPuma October 8, 2019
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Britsplaining

A post-colonialist mindset which makes British people mistake the global spread of their language as the global acceptance of their lifestyle.

It is a consequence of ethnocentrism: (evaluation of other cultures according to preconceptions originating in the standards and customs of one's own culture).
Example: in an international working environment, during a meeting, British native speakers explain “how things work” to colleagues from other countries.
British native management person: “You should rather have answered I AM NOT SURE to our client instead of Saying no”.

Colleague: “Thank you so much for the britsplaining. The client is French and I am Turkish and we perfectly understand each other”.
by Barabbaz June 30, 2021
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brexplaining

To twist and distort facts that show Brexit is a bad idea into arguments in support of it.
He was Brexplaining to me how food shortages would be a good thing as we could all do with loing a little weight.
by PanGalactic January 1, 2019
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